You are selling this idea very short.

First off: Why is “all screen” such a pressing need?

A Michigan State fan looking the other way as a young athlete is abused?  Not exactly breaking news.

Cops don’t arrest coworkers, even if they’re off duty.

You an idiot.

“very aggressive”
“takeover style”
“They were going through people”

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the full story is that a pickup truck stopped short ahead of us on a steep part, so we had to brake and then try and take the car up this dusty road without any momentum. the wheels started spinning and the car slid backwards on the dust, then i took my foot off the gas and the car started rolling backward

Mariner with 20+ years here ...

I came here to make a Hackers joke. Yours is better than anything I would have come up with.

Yeahhhh, as a white dude, they’d tell me to go get that permit or don’t conceal, or somethin. Not arrest me, no way.

The fact that he was never charged w/a crime & doesn’t have a criminal record makes a big difference in the arrest.

Ronald Reagan was president in the throes of Alzheimer’s and there are airports named after him.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

It ID’d him as “gentleman?”

Google image search guessed-him-out as “gentleman” in less than one second:

It’s 2018 man.