My mental image of a prepper will forever be Reba McEntire in Tremors.

There’s an AIDS episode of Designing Women when some southern Karen screams about it killing “all the right people.” Oh how the worm has turned. Keep drinking Lysol MAGAts. It makes teh libz SO MAD.

If there is anyone who doubts Darwin and ‘survival of the fittest,’ all they have to do is keep watch over the next few years, I guess. Voluntary evolution is happening in real time.

Let’s see the boomers try to make fun of millennials for the tide pod thing now

“readily available”? Has he been in any store recently? Good luck finding any of those.

Let the stupid ones try.  

I cackled at this headline... But “They Finna Die”

At this point the only people who would drink bleach are his supporters. To them I say “CHUG-A-LUG mothafuckers! Make sure you drink the Clorox and not that diluted dollar store shit. Go for quality!”

Be a hero Trump. Show us how it’s done and drink a gallon of bleach. Have your toady Pence do the same. At this point it is the best you can possibly do.

I use alfredo sauce and cubed cheese to make quick M&C.

Round 4. Amy Winehouse vs. Lauryn Hill (Lauryn would still arrive later than Amy)

Adding a wheel kind of defeats the whole idea of bearing the cross. This photo is a lovely metaphor for the religious right cherry-picking what they want from Christianity to support their views without ever understanding the actual point.

Omg, that header pic. The cross has a wheel on it. Guys, it’d just be too much of a BURDEN for him to bear without it. You know, unlike a GODDAMNED HUMAN CHILD. Ffs, honestly. 

At which station of the cross do you get the wheel installed?

Well, if we know one thing, it is that the daughters of over-protective fathers always grow up to do just what their father wants and never ever do things he would not want them to do.

That’s a lot of words to say “I am a sexist pig.”

What a gorgeous pregnancy pic! Congratulations to them on their healthy baby girl! It had to be harrowing to be pregnant and give birth in these times!

As an aside, can we stop referring to these people as pro life? Pro life would mean that they support kids from birth through to adulthood. These people don’t do that, and are actively doing the opposite, like damaging what is already a shitty public education system in the US (unless you are rich and live in the whit…

The irony of hearing one of these liberate protesters when asked about protecting the vulnerable essentially say its their body and their choice was not lost on me.