Ha, “sheet on Jeffrey Epstein”....

I hope Yamiche Alcindor stays on Trump’s neck like a thyroid node. I hope Yamiche Alcindor stays on Trump’s neck like a bad tattoo. I hope Yamiche Alcindor stays on Trump’s neck like a melanoma he can’t see. I hope Yamiche Alcindor stays on Trump’s neck like that rash in The Outsider by Stephen King. I hope Yamiche…

Good thing he got them before the feds confiscated them.

I'd settle for the impact of hitting those jackasses in the face with a brick.

Shared from a friend of mine who possesses strong socialist beliefs:

When they go low...you wind up and kick ‘em in the goddam teeth.

I blame the violent Country & Western music, I do.

All this White on White crime. White people need to do better. Pull up their saggy pants and stop victim blaming.

Oh god, why would you recommend Evangelion when we are already all depressed and stressed? Are you trying to kill us all? I suppose, It All Returns To Nothing....

He is colored white, but he’s actually a subset of the human species that actually evolved into being giant thumbs

Fox had a woman wearing pants on air?

NASCAR sucks and their fans should be treated like the assholes that wave around that treasonous confederate loser flag. They’re pretty much the same.

Hold on now. You know the rules don’t apply to Princess Ivanka, first of her name, creator of 15m jobs! Pegger of Jared and daddy’s forbidden fantasy! Lo, admire her many works! She doth shod and clothe the tacky! Her wisdom doth bring great smiles to leaders ‘round the globe! If there is a chair absent her father’s…

Jared and Ivanka, profiteers on the misery they help cause, should be torn apart by wild dogs. Then those poor dogs need to be treated for poisoning.

She looks like villian in a sci-fi movie. Kushner just looks like a moron.

His name is Kanye 

Anyway, as my kid looked up to me with genuine excitement about taking Batman to Bakanda, I told him that “no, Batman can’t go to Bakanda because in Batman’s world, I don’t think Bakanda exists. They’re from entirely different universes really, and their paths would never actually cross. In fact, Batman and Iron-Man,…

This absolute, whole, ENTIRE-ASS bitch...

Trump: If you keep talking, I’ll leave