Also gtfo with that dog-whistle “no father figure” comment. The biggest ho I ever knew (she would proudly use that word to describe herself) was a preacher’s daughter, mom and dad happily married.

And honestly, by this point if you aren’t doing the Vulcan salute to greet people wtf are you even doing

Republicans 

It sounds like what my parents would have called my bedroom when I was a teenager

Fetuses.  They don’t give a shit about actual, born babies

LBJ was a bastard and a half but god damn was he right in that quote

This bitch is so pickled I doubt the rona could survive in her body 

As a rabid hockey fan (GO AVS), I’ve been both incredibly disappointed in the league’s non-statements and incredibly inspired by the statements and actions made by the individual players.

Wait... dude is 36?!?!? I know hate ages you but damn

“Woke white people need to be the loudest one in the room when talking to other white people but be the quietest one in the room when Black People are talking.”

Have you seen this?

“worked as a doctor in Nigeria”

Hi friend.  Can we add grown-ass women (it’s always women) who say “potty”?  Not when talking to small children, which is fine, talking to other adults as in, “be right back I need to use the potty.”  OMFG KAREN YOU’RE LIKE MIDDLE AGED CALL IT A FUCKING BATHROOM/RESTROOM/LADIES ROOM.  

Even with trying to be on the right side of history (which...lmfao), he still can’t help being a fucking racist, calling it “the China virus.”

*sniffs*

War should get in on a technicality since the article doesn’t specify “acronym” in the headline

I would say mostly #4.  I seriously doubt he would have said that to a white woman.  How dare that uppity brown woman speak to him!

Also this: “I cannot apologize for my passion or for loving my God, my family, and my country,”

Like this fuckin pud watches anything other than fox news and the video of him pissing on underaged Russian hookers