Too easy!!!!

No, they’re just literally following the directions on the bottle... “mix thoroughly... before pouring into douche bag”

That sounds amazing (and nap-inducing)

Literally just mac and cheese.

Missing: chopped pickles, chopped lettuce and hard boiled egg!  Damn, now I miss my mom

The funny thing is, the tabloids don’t realize this is THEIR FAULT. If they had been respectful and even halfway decent (ie not racist trash) to her, they would probably be welcome, at least in a limited capacity. Reporting on what she is wearing, or her charity work, or Archie’s royal play dates is reasonable and…

Eva is what broke me off of anime for a long time (never really gotten back into it tbh). “Stunning, emotional and horrific” is a perfect description but yeah, anyone with depressive tendencies should probably stay away, at least until this is over

“Also, Behold a Pale Horse, but ignore like a third of that book because I don’t fuck with aliens.”

I feel like this is the next step in the MCU/DCU.. crossover movies! I’m sure the logistics would be a nightmare but who wouldn’t love a “Justice Avengers” movie

*adjusts pocket protector*

I tried to teach my little 2 year old nephew to say “Vibranium” (he has a Capt. America shield and I was giving him a history lesson...) and all he could get was “voob.” He later got to “Vooboom” which was closer and equally as cute

He’s not wrong.

I’ll be sure to choose the thank you letter option, thanks for the tip!

One of my best friends is a man and a kindergarten teacher. While I have no doubt he would rock the dress (he’s a marathon runner with amazing legs), thank you for highlighting the sexism here!

Oh I should not have been drinking water when I read that comment

Or Planned Parenthood, or any Immigrant Rights group!

If enough people die because we reopened the country too early it WILL affect our “American way of life” but this dipshit can’t see past the dollar signs. Economies recover, dead people don’t.

It’s like when you’re flying and you hit really bad turbulence. Like, jarred-out-of-your-seat, flight-attendants-strapping-in bad, and then the pilot comes over the speaker with his soothing pilot voice and tells you it’s just an air pocket or whatever and it will be over soon and you feel confident that you won’t be…

Why is this cunt’s head like 4 times the size of her body.  It’s gotta be hairspray right, it isn’t like there is anything actually IN the skull.

It is possible to scream and vomit at the same time?