You owe me a large bottle of eye bleach 

Not that the “party of personal responsibility” gives a shit about facts and data but: https://www.lung.org/quit-smoking/smoking-facts/impact-of-tobacco-use/tobacco-use-racial-and-ethnic

Fucking POETRY

Colorado resident here. Agreed. His ass is grass regardless of what he does or does not do for the state right now. Also he’s been a piece of shit for a looooong time so this is not surprising.

God that looks amazing.  Spain is one of those countries where, when I visit, I may have to buy two seats on the plane ride home from all the food I’m going eat there (India being another one)

This house sounds like the heaviest thing on planet Earth. Like there is going to be a giant sinkhole in Toronto in 50 years right where this thing once stood.

I love it hahaha!  Although it is PINK.  Not pink, PINK.  The pinkest pink to ever pink.  Like you would never lose him in a crowd while wearing that.  

Ooooh Dead Traitors Society is a good one!

All facial hair being equal Evans>Pine but bearded Pine beats non-bearded Evans. Bearded Evans takes them all though and it was a shame that the first scene in Endgame was him shaving that gorgeous thing off

Well, dontcha know? We white women can bitch alllll day about not getting to do our nails or get our coochies waxed but GODDESS FORBID a Black woman express some societal-induced anxiety about her hair then it’s OMG IS THIS REALLY A CONCERN RIGHT NOW.

The original and the best! (although Susanna Thompson did do a fantastic job in Dark Frontier and Unimatrix Zero, bringing Alice back for the finale was the right move)

I think any “white lives matter”- associated gathering has claim on Toothless Goober Fest

If they are truly trying to be historically accurate and honor their heritage (which we all know they aren’t but go with me here):

So I see you read the comments as well.  How long did it take you to stop yelling at your computer?  I mean wtf

Yeah just a warning to everyone, do NOT venture into the comments on Ashley’s article. Holy fuck is that a cesspool of Beckyness

She has more chin than all of the Trumps combined

Yeah I had forgotten the dog-torturer’s sister was gone.  

Shame that I had to scroll this far down for a Matt Foley gif

COTD

“Hair Braided in Jamaica Remix” was the one that got me