And most of those idiots don’t know their actual true heritage and are just claiming that so they can be racist in public

I’m not generally a horror fan but I LOVED the original, mostly because of TT. I think I read somewhere that he is in this one, I would be so disappointed if not!

Where is a texting bus driver when you need one

Literally the best part of the summer Olympics is that point, about a week and a half in when Costas has been up for three days straight, broadcasting at weird ass hours so US viewers have the prime time show and is starting to lose it a little. That’s when stuff like this happens and it’s hilarious

Thank you for bringing this tweet to my attention but just so you know I’m starring your comment for Beyoncé’s facial expression 

Billy Porter is the beautiful ray of sunshine this world needs right now

He’ll always be Chris Keller to me

I’m not against that per se but I do love more the idea of her being Future Doctor.  Up until now the modern Who has always been super secret about who (lol) will play the role next it’s kind of refreshing to not have some big surprise reveal

Ok I think I may have found a worse recipe than Literally Just Mac and Cheese

So a racist on the radio. Gotcha

The fuck does that comment even have to do with the article? God they just vomit that shit up anywhere now don’t they

I was wondering if it was a stoner recipe but I know plenty of stoners and they are waaay more creative than that in the kitchen.

Goddess bless Wikipedia

No sarcasm, I love that you’re not letting that go. I read that recipe like, 4 times thinking my brain just skipped over any mention of butter, or cream or hell, even salt and pepper.  It was disturbing 

“Hey do you have a minute to talk about-“

She’s most likely a future incarnation and was pretending not to know her past self for some important timey-wimey reason or something happened and she forgot. I just hope they aren’t planning to copy the plot of The Next Doctor from Series 4 *adjusts pocket protector*

I love the Grammys because of all the crazy ass fashion so I feel like this year was a little tame? No one was adorned in meat products or taking a fake pope as a date.

Damon, an incredibly honest and beautiful article, thank you for this.

This bitch is too stupid (willfully or otherwise) to understand the satire in TT.  Or even understand why it’s satire in the first place.  

If I remember correctly, Matthew Shepard’s murderers attempted to use this defense at their trial. Fortunately that time it didn’t work.