Ah yes, Libertarians. “We refuse to call ourselves Republicans but we’re just as big of assholes as they are.”

The party of pro-life/ family values.

Kellyanne: shut the fuck up

Those Crusty Claudettes appear to have come out of their holes and infested this comment section today.  Triggered!!!!

Donald Trump

Oh god this is totally me and my better half. We love each other, been together forever, will grow old together etc but god damn not having him all over me while I’m trying to get my freakin’ sleep has done wonders for our relationship. We had a Queen for so long when we finally upgrade to a King I couldn’t believe…

I mean... assholes (in the anatomical sense) serve an actual purpose, unlike Piers Morgan. He is more like an infected boil on the taint of humanity

May Piers Morgan mysteriously fall victim to those exact same ailments

90s baby here... agree about Dave Matthews, I never liked them but NO SOUNDGARDEN WHAT THE BLACK HOLE FUCK IS THAT.

Besides, I’d like to think Her Majesty uses a Grandpad

She identifies as a transgender woman and uses that term to describe herself, therefore we use the term she has chosen when speaking of her.

“And Mahershala Ali plays Nelson Mandela, the munitions expert.”

I haaaaaate the “make up” award that the Oscars does. Just admit you fucked up, academy and move on, don’t deprive a current winner because you gave it to the wrong person the year before.  So stupid

Gwyneth can’t act and Cate was MAGICAL as Elizabeth I. I’ll never let that one go....

Nope. There is a reason I call him my better half and he calls me his.

“Gwyneth over Cate”

I’m honestly surprised no man has ever covered Allure until now but I can’t think of anyone better to be the first.

Oh god I remember that one. It was heartbreaking. Stupid entitled high school bitches

The fact that this asshole teacher hasn’t already been fired speaks volumes here.

Can we dump his bitch ass into Boston Harbor?