Amen. It always seemed like Harry was more deeply affected by his mother’s death than William... maybe because he was younger and couldn’t process his feelings? And then the poor guy grows up and thinks since he’s the spare, no one will give a shit who he marries (especially when bro starts having little heirs and…

“ Why is there no category for Best White Savior? We’ve overlooked Sandra Bullock’s contributions to cinema for far too long.”

“As for Trebek and Lewis, perhaps the two can go on a buddy comedy adventure, a la Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List (2007).”

Fellow CO resident here... totally agree with your assessment.... while we unfortunately still have some right wing nut buckets infesting our beautiful state I seriously can’t see that we have enough of them that this would pass.

OMG is that real? That can’t be real. That much trash in one place would be like crossing the streams.... reality would reverse itself and the universe would cease to be

Wow

That list shows the exact point in time where “those pictures” were discovered by Trump’s team

Yes!  1970s-style short shorts!  Bring them back!  

“Colin Kaepernick: ...defends terrorists.”

Excellent point... the bible has been translated, re-translated, mis-translated, interpreted to fit the needs of whoever was in power at the time and needed to justify their position (what’s up, James I).

The mixed fabrics one was always my fav.  I mean, find me any piece of clothing nowadays that isn’t a blended fabric, we’re all going to hell lol

Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, “How much should we give?”
Ooh, they only answer “More! More! More!”

The bible (OT and NT) has waaay more to say about divorce than it does about gay people

Because these bigots are able to execute Simone Biles-level of mental gymnastics to “interpret” the rules that Leviticus (or the rest of the bible) lays out to exempt themselves.

Also we ran out of weed like 6 months ago.  Completely dry.

Damn I had forgotten that this dude existed until I read of his death

“...admitted to taking meth earlier that day.”

Happy Holidays everyone!  Let’s all wish that Santa brings us a new president and new administration in the new year.  I’ve been verrrrry good this year!

“who looks like what would happen if Forrest Whittaker broke into Steve Harvey’s suit closet.”

Of course