These people aren’t nearly as responsible, reasonable or decent about it. Instead of seeing it as a problem with their child that they can address or possibly correct, they think the problem is that people in the neighborhood call the police in the first place.

Sitting at home watching for q drops, eagerly waiting for the next opportunity to defend their little angels from the libs who want to take away their freedoms.

The kids’ parents tend to be Appalachian hillbillies fleeing shit hole country because coal jobs have dried up and most of the community is consumed by heroin or meth and they often respond similarly to your douchebros.

Dammit, why didn’t I think of that!

In my neighborhood we have a problem with spoiled and entitled children being a nuisance on dirtbikes and ATV’s. They ride in as irresponsible of a manner as you can imagine, speeding down sidewalks, through park playgrounds with toddlers playing in them, do donuts in baseball fields and play chicken with cars. Every…

The entire industry seems to have settled on anonymity as the principle driving crossover design.

I learned to operate a clutch in a car in all of 5 minutes. I was 11. It’s just not a thing that’s difficult.

Peugeot, meh. The French brand we need is Citroen, anyway.

In the mid-90's, when I first got my license, there was a buy here pay here lot in town with half a dozen or more bullet birds. At the time, it was considered the ugly stepchild of the classic Tbird family and wasn’t really desirable. As a result the ‘birds sat on that lot for months, years even. None of them were in…

Damn you Mercedes. Now I can’t stop staring at pics of Subaru 360's. I’ll be here for hours.

I read the words “...a raised ride-height and some cladding around the bottom...” and I want them to matter. I want to groan and complain about the cars being ruined by stuff like this, but I just can’t make myself care about that when I see the pics of this thing. It’s just magnificent.

I probably would have bought a Focus ST a couple of years ago if I didn’t test drive one and discover that the seats cut off the circulation to my legs and there’s no way to adjust them where I can be comfortable. I never explored the limits of it’s handling or even it’s acceleration because it was unnecessary,…

Back in the day we used to build lowriders. We’d take the cheapest, old, beat up compact pickups, hack up their frames and fabricate air suspensions. We experimented a lot. Those experiments often involved taking a stripped truck frame with a seat bolted to a board bolted to the frame and driving it around the…

That H2 looks a whole lot better once you can’t really see it anymore.

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I believe the word you’re looking for is envigorated.

I’d be perfectly happy dailying a Caterham that doesn’t even have power windows or a decent stereo or anything. Not that this is what I’d want to do or actually would do, but I’d be fine with it if it came to that.

Is it a save if you poop so hard that the impact to the floorboard brings the car back down? 

Woooah!!! Dude! Just what I needed!

The other day I saw an Audi that I liked just because it was a nice green. I never thought I’d see the day I liked a car just for it’s color, but that was before they took all the colors away. We didn’t know what we had ‘til it was gone.