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Oct 22
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Now that real car manufacturers are making decent electric cars, there really aren’t any good reasons to consider a Tesla.

Oct 21
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I was half expecting the alarming behavior to come from human drivers road raging, running stop signs or lights, or otherwise endangering people on the streets.

Oct 21
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I think that when that’s sitting in a turn lane going the opposite direction, I won’t be able to see oncoming traffic past it’s bulk to make a turn at a yellow arrow. Aside from that, complete disinterest.

Oct 20
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Usable beds were sacrificed long ago for bigger back seats and higher belt lines. The modern truck bed is a short box that only exists to provide bulk and can’t be reached without deploying a hidden staircase.

Oct 15
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On several occasions I’ve cut a slot across an allen bolt with a cutting wheel and removed it with a flat head screwdriver.

Oct 15
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I often say, “If we were in North Korea the person who designed this would be executed!”

Oct 8
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The front fenders on the stripey craigslist one and the rear quarters on the museum ones remind me of the Nissan Juke, except more square but not really any more or less ugly.

Oct 8
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The big Montana still exists, they just got rid of the name. It’s now a regular roast beef with the biggest serving of beef (8 ozs.), although it may come on a smaller bun than it used to.

Oct 8
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3rd gear: An electric range extender is the perfect application for a rotary engine. This way rotary aficionados can get their fix, but the car will still function when the engine fails catastrophically.

Oct 7
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Get with the times, dude. It’s an eraser Formula E racer, obviously.

Oct 2
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I have fun with the car warranty spam calls, since I can’t afford to not answer my phone. They don’t cover cars over a certain age, particularly ‘36 Auburn 851's, they’re gonna need some help spelling Delahaye and they won’t sell you an extended warranty for your Mosler.

Oct 2
5

Now available with a flying self contained righting mechanism that floats overhead awaiting the inevitable.

Sep 25
2

The Viper is a mess with all it’s unsightly bulges and big gaping holes in just about every body panel, a bunch of wings all over the place and the front from a Dodge Avenger. It’s gloriously juvenile and wonderful in that way, but it’s not exactly pretty.

Sep 25
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The word that probably best describes this is derivative. It’s following design trends, not setting them, as if it’s trying it’s hardest to not stand out.

Sep 25
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It would be extremely disappointing and at least a little embarrassing to have commissioned a very expensive one off Ferrari only to have automotive journalists call it a pretty Viper. Read more

Sep 25
6

Neon colors are what separates rugged, woodsy bros from the Beverly hillbillies on instagram.