*gasp!* You monster!

The parking sensors in my Volvo that beep for something in front of me when I’m backing up. Every time they beep I stop to see what’s in the way, only to discover it’s the irrelevant object that’s not in the direction I’m going. All, while they haven’t once prevented me from hitting anything for the 2 years I’ve had…

I think the back doors are shorter than we’re used to, proportionally, and the wheels are farther back than we’re used to seeing so the space between the wheel wells and back doors is too big. Also, the little lip on the roof above the rear window lines up with the body lines of the rear doors and just looks sort…

I’ve looked at all of the lists here and, while they all contain many wonderful and interesting cars, I’m surprised that none of them include one of these:

I thought it was very safe to assume that people reading this post (a) couldn’t read those words and possibly take them as serious, verbatim and (b) would easily recognize that it’s intended as an insult to the poor taste and judgment of people willing to pay that premium for that truck.

If I gave someone 140 thousand dollars for a 700 hp performance vehicle and it turned out to actually be an enormous ugly pickup truck, I’d be pissed.

Why the enthusiasm? It would be pretty disappointing if the Toyota GR hot hatch that we’re all excited about turns out to be just another WRX. Subaru is going to make one of those, anyway, with or without Toyota.

There’s definitely an optical illusion there. I’ve seen better pics of these wheels where you can see the carbon fiber weave and the optical illusion really stands out.

Rimac has a sweet set that probably costs more than my entire Volvo station wagon.

I think they may have designed this with the rental market in mind. It has so many design elements in common with every other crossover that it sort of looks like one of those fake cars they make for insurance commercials that combine a bunch of different makes. Their primary design principles were “inoffensive” and…

When he saw the hard to find parts he needed to get each of his 8 old junkers going, all sitting in one place, on one car even, he just couldn’t help himself. If you saw a Jeep Cherokee- Cherokee- Grand Cherokee- Cherokee Golden Eagle- Comanche conglomerate with every single part you need, you know you’d think about…

The peeling paint on this 4runner is a more interesting topic than you might think. Manufacturers were looking for a better paint than the lacquer based paints they’d been using that dulled quickly and required a lot of routine maintenance. At the same time, new environmental regulations were put into place to…

There are a couple at country classics in Indiana.

Has he tried Google Earth? I’m pretty sure these are big enough to see from space.

That’s worse. Not only was yours gross and stinky, it was stabby too.

Lost a transmission crossmember to a kitchen sink in exactly this way.

When you go to hit the clutch, but there’s no clutch there, only a widened brake pedal that you just stomped on.

I can’t wait for the new Model S to come out so I can be the first in line to get one, put it in rocket mode and fly over all of the old fashioned people stuck in traffic because they’re driving inferior legacy cars, just like this.

This sort of thing is a disgraceful demonstration to the world that America’s detachment from reality isn’t just limited to star spangled pickup truck driving hillbillies and rednecks who believe in childish fantasies where anyone that disagrees with them is a Disney villain who sacrifices babies to get devil magic.…

I just couldn’t. I thought about flagging it, but “It makes me sad” isn’t one of the reasons you can select.