I often say, “If we were in North Korea the person who designed this would be executed!”

The front fenders on the stripey craigslist one and the rear quarters on the museum ones remind me of the Nissan Juke, except more square but not really any more or less ugly.

Can we bring back cotd today just for this?

The big Montana still exists, they just got rid of the name. It’s now a regular roast beef with the biggest serving of beef (8 ozs.), although it may come on a smaller bun than it used to.

3rd gear: An electric range extender is the perfect application for a rotary engine. This way rotary aficionados can get their fix, but the car will still function when the engine fails catastrophically.

Get with the times, dude. It’s an eraser Formula E racer, obviously.

I have fun with the car warranty spam calls, since I can’t afford to not answer my phone. They don’t cover cars over a certain age, particularly ‘36 Auburn 851's, they’re gonna need some help spelling Delahaye and they won’t sell you an extended warranty for your Mosler.

Now available with a flying self contained righting mechanism that floats overhead awaiting the inevitable.

Unsightly bulges:

The Viper is a mess with all it’s unsightly bulges and big gaping holes in just about every body panel, a bunch of wings all over the place and the front from a Dodge Avenger. It’s gloriously juvenile and wonderful in that way, but it’s not exactly pretty.

The word that probably best describes this is derivative. It’s following design trends, not setting them, as if it’s trying it’s hardest to not stand out.

It would be extremely disappointing and at least a little embarrassing to have commissioned a very expensive one off Ferrari only to have automotive journalists call it a pretty Viper.

Neon colors are what separates rugged, woodsy bros from the Beverly hillbillies on instagram.

Only so much clutter can go on the outside of a vehicle. If you have 2 vehicles with maximum clutter sitting next to one another, the one with modern neon colored junk strapped to it is always going to stand out more than the one with yesterday’s mundane, normally colored junk strapped to it.

That’s a beautiful wagon and I really like it, but I think I like the plug in hybrid Volvo V60 a little bit more for, I think, similar money.

Thanks for coming along, feel free to join me anytime. Next week I’m contemplating whether a car that’s taken a 150 lb poop would have eaten enough food energy equivalent to fill up on gas (or electricity).

So much so that I now walk around with my nose and mouth covered.

Better than up the pooper!

From the looks of it, the poop’s gonna come out of the front if it hasn’t already.

Poop thread, my dog gets those sometimes.