Anal, indeed. But what’s it mean that after I posted that I started to wonder if any of the people who’ve won the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest have ever weighed their poops? Certainly one of those guys could hit 8 lbs.

Harley will eventually be relegated to selling clothing and stickers that go on pickup trucks to boomers.

Poop size is more of a ratio to the weight of the pooper than a flat number, isn’t it? To a 200 lb human, a 150 lb poop would mean certain death, but to a 4000 lb car, a 150 lb poop is the equivalent to an 8 lb poop for a 200 lb human. That’s a big poop, but probably not impossible.

Sure, it might not be the grilles, but it’s not the headlights either. I don’t think it’s any one thing, but the whole treatment. The hideous American pickup truck-like dips and bulges in the hood, the busy bumper, the way the rest of the car doesn’t really match the front, and of course that terrible snout, all have…

“None of the body panels on this model car fit correctly”

I feel like there’s a joke there somewhere.

Wildfire season is our new normal. Why not buy a cheap wildfire season beater or expand the role of your winter beater and keep the good car out of the ash?

The same company that collaborated on the 4C chassis helped develop the chassis on the MC20, also.

As bad as it is, this is still preferable to those peacock pickups with the stretched tires and every shiny bolt-on decoration or ornament that will fit.

If you’re financing, Mazda has a 0% apr special on new 3 hatchbacks. You might be able to get one close to the same payment as a used $20,000 car.

Now, people are going to whine and rant in the comment sections of every article for weeks, so not much will change there.

Thanks for the insight from Brazil. Foreign car culture is one of my favorite things. Do these ever get a Porsche engine swap?

What little money you save changing a CV joint instead of just buying a replacement axle is rarely worth it.

No one wants that terrible little rattle trap that probably won’t make it across town and back,  won’t even do the speed limit and will definitely kill you in a crash.

This is widely considered one of the worst cars ever made in the world. I’m not sure if that would make you want it less or more.

Shouldn’t it be a riding mower, though? No aging, overweight, pre-diabetic boomer is going to want to push a Corvette that they can’t drive around their yard.

Outstanding work! This is one of the best articles I’ve read all year, anywhere. I loved it.

Somewhere in America at least one redneck is currently pouring ATF into the fuel tank of their Ram because of this sentence.

We should be gracious to these selfless philanthropists for saving American jobs. It’s not like they’re exploiting a region’s economic despair for half-priced factory labor or anything. /s

What good is cheap property if you can’t afford to furnish it?