You guys just made me tear up a little. Thank you so much. I’ve only been here a month, but it’s already the best job I’ve ever had thanks to you guys. This is seriously the best place on the internet that isn’t porn. 

“My D2 Rover has 155,000 miles on it and it runs beautifully.”

All of this. Now, David stop talking about Disco’s! I don’t own one yet and I don’t need you artificially inflating their values.

“Under the hood is a 3.9-liter V8 that apparently doesn’t work.”

Cool Ranch, of course, though the true Dorito lover prefers the Taco flavor.

Oh, I’m not saying I would own a car with white leather, I’m saying that white leather would look fantastic. Maybe more like a cream than a straight white, though. Like the throw-back off-white that Porsche is a big fan of.

So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?  

How dare you. My sources are very well respected. I have the best sources.

If only his father had worn a dickhat.

It really wasn’t a hard choice .

Just because the common usage is stupidly ignorant doesn’t mean that a doctor of education is less of a doctor than a doctor of medicine.

“Upsettingly, the T-Roc Cabrio probably won’t be offered here in the U.S.,”

Trucks are the internet porn of vehicles. People are like “Nah, I don’t need that” and then open their browser at 2am and go to the RAM configurator.

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

Ummm, what? (sorry, not sorry)

My approved what?!

Triggered.

Hehehe

With FRANDS like these who needs enemies?

That Barracuda back window is worth serious bucks. I would offer the yard a lowball figure just to bring it to Mopars at Carlisle and flip it.