Sorry, Allison. The fruitcake linked is not the best Trappist fruitcake in the U.S. of A. I humbly present:

COTD!

Shepard (VO): “This time on Top Gear America-”

Let’s just get this out of the way right now:

...a striking PSA campaign that takes the traditional commercial for PSA’s Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat and turns it into a Three-Decker Taillight Adventurer

And: Patrick George For The Win. The key here was “idiot proof.” You cannot get more idiot proof than a Toyota Matrix. My mother-in-law, may she rest in peace, did lousy maintenance on her 2003. 165,000 miles later, it still runs like a top. (And the paint looks fantastic!)

That’s a mighty fine Monte Carlo!

What I make at home:

A few that I use weekly; not to sound smart, but just knee jerk reactions from Latin classes of my youth...

I’m *still* trying to get my CJ7 into reliable & safe status. Your trip seems like a great way to dip your feet in overlanding while having a group to lean on. Looking forward to hearing how it goes!

This is seriously the best place on the internet that isn’t porn. 

Uhm... yeah, actually. Temp gauge hit 210 on a simple 3 mile run across town. Time for a fluids flush!

Another Disco2 owner chiming in: pull the engine and inspect it.

I know I’m extremely late to this conversation, but THIS:

...and when you’re ready to sell that J10, you’d better call me!

Sadly, I must correct this.

I’m with you. Ivory leather interior with Dragon Red II contrast stitching.

If you truly enjoy the flavor of Apple Jacks, we’re not going to slap the box out of your hands.

90% click-bait. And we *ALL* fell for it.

Dear Ford,