My son and I have watched videos of pigs head prep and have talked about doing it in the future. Problem is when we make these gigantic projects, I’m the only one who eats them. It took me more than one try to get this pie right, and you don’t want to know how much pork I’ve consumed this month. You really don’t. 

“Missed” implies I didn’t see it.

The money generated by Trappist monasteries (and convents) is entirely used to fund the costs related to their order. They take a vow of poverty. Money goes to maintaining the buildings, feeding the monks and nuns, and the cost of goods. The goal of the order is to be self-sufficient, not make a profit.   

I think you can get 100% of your subscription costs refunded if you are unsatisfied with The Takeout’s content for any reason.

I was going to point out that Anchor (founded 1896) is far older than Boulder Beer Company, but then I found out that they were bought by Sapporo in 2017 and aren’t part of the Brewer’s Association anymore. :’(

Jason, you’re logged in under Andrew’s account, just FYI

Shepard (VO): “This time on Top Gear America-”

This pumpkin icebox cake is the perfect Thanksgiving dessert for people who like pumpkin pie’s flavours but can’t have it because of all the eggs in it.

Everything about this video is amazing. Even the music is spot on.

Hah, wow. A for reference, A+ for taking the effort to find a perfect screenshot.

You know, the more I think about this, I can see it working. While the people in the “Cars” corner of the internet will complain about something like this, the general public doesn’t give a flying fuck about the brand value. They’ll see this and think “Oh hey, the Mustang. I know that name. They’re sporty and cool…

“the new Motorola Razr will clock in at the eye-popping price of $1,500 retail (still less than foldable competitors Samsung Galaxy Fold at $1,980 or more and Huawei Mate X at $2,420)”

“This book is written for those who share the same perverse tendency to engage in cooking as a loner spends time with his Xbox or a teenager with porn—ultimately as a delicious evasion of unpalatable realities.”

“Shit I Eat When I’m By Myself,” 

Eh, there’s certain food - sushi, etc - which lends itself to a stunning plate. But hearty comfort food can be delicious gray lumps in brown sauce.

I have no idea, I order cosmos and martinis at bars. If any guy wants to make fun of me for drinking a drink that’s like 95% straight liquor he can go right ahead and do that and I’ll straight up ignore his dipshit ass.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

You would literally never see a Millennial do something like this.

I’m the lowest man on the totem pole here, but goddamnit I am going to do everything in my power to make this pillow a reality. 

That belongs in a museum! on a pillow!