“Under the hood is a 3.9-liter V8 that apparently doesn’t work.”

Cool Ranch, of course, though the true Dorito lover prefers the Taco flavor.

Oh, I’m not saying I would own a car with white leather, I’m saying that white leather would look fantastic. Maybe more like a cream than a straight white, though. Like the throw-back off-white that Porsche is a big fan of.

So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?  

How dare you. My sources are very well respected. I have the best sources.

If only his father had worn a dickhat.

It really wasn’t a hard choice .

Just because the common usage is stupidly ignorant doesn’t mean that a doctor of education is less of a doctor than a doctor of medicine.

“Upsettingly, the T-Roc Cabrio probably won’t be offered here in the U.S.,”

Trucks are the internet porn of vehicles. People are like “Nah, I don’t need that” and then open their browser at 2am and go to the RAM configurator.

Baby Raptor Do do do do do do......

Ummm, what? (sorry, not sorry)

My approved what?!

Triggered.

Hehehe

That Barracuda back window is worth serious bucks. I would offer the yard a lowball figure just to bring it to Mopars at Carlisle and flip it.

Hey, Kate? Can you reach out to Unknown Brewing? The new brew in question should be:

Just to be clear... statistically speaking, you are more likely to:

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

This broadly speaks to one of my pet peeves in life: Don’t talk to me the first time like you’ve already told me three times. In any situation. The flight attendant should start off with a polite but firm “I understand that you’re joking, but federal regulations forbid me from giving free alcohol for any reason, so…