Hey, Kate? Can you reach out to Unknown Brewing? The new brew in question should be:

Just to be clear... statistically speaking, you are more likely to:

“How about you buy the vodka and I’ll throw in a mixer of your choice and a bag of chex mix for free?”

This broadly speaks to one of my pet peeves in life: Don’t talk to me the first time like you’ve already told me three times. In any situation. The flight attendant should start off with a polite but firm “I understand that you’re joking, but federal regulations forbid me from giving free alcohol for any reason, so…

Pro: YJ with round headlights

The Salty Waitress would definitely have opinions about this.

The plaid seats alone make this car worth the price. They look like one of Herb Tarlek’s suits.