The joke's on Budweiser. Once people get a taste of the tears streaming down their cheeks, they'll never settle for a Bud Light again.

I just wish the two screens were merged together and there wasn't that crack in the middle.

I'm pretty sure that's Nissan's Oliver special edition, not the base model.

If "progress" is the lefts code-word, then I guess "regress" is the rights?

This doesn't make sense. How could Alabama use foreshadowing in the first place when Nick Saban absorbs all the light he comes in contact with?

Do you have a list of other modern-day Commies we can consult?

Alright, this convinced me to start running 50 MPW. If I do that, hopefully I won't have time to ever read another interview with Raysism.

Great interview, Sean. Does he have time for one more question?

Hey, did you guys know that LeGarrette Blount once punched another player in the face back in college? Thought it might be relevant. #hotsportstakes

His running style certainly has some punch to it

Seems like they're really milking this. Millen is now claiming he was still stoned three years later when he drafted Charles Rogers.

Charles Rodgers: Yes, officer

I..alright guys, that's what the 'et al.' was for.

Nah. Our feelings on Belichick range somewhere from respect to fear. He can't be evil if he's eschewed morality as a concept altogether.

This should absolutely be condemned. There's only a very subtle difference between Seattle's approach and the tactics of illegal cockfighters, which include quite a lot of fowling.

please remove me from this list, thanks!

I was tempted to joke that this incident "stopped the presses," but there have been so many newspaper closures that the plural is no longer appropriate.

"Please don't remove me from your list."

Kindly leave.

Ew. Why. It's early 2000s GM.