This guy wants a hatchback. This guy bought his wife a Forester XT because it's a bigger WRX that he can drive when he wants to. Since Subaru isn't offering another hatchback, this guy is buying a Golf R.

Well English isn't Jameis' strong suit, he even struggles with the meaning of basic sight words like "no" and "stop"

THAT'S RAPIST!!! I MEAN RACIST!!! Fucking auto correct

Too long; denim removed.

Things got even more awkward when police tried to read her rights and she vehemently insisted she "could probably" do it herself as long as she was "allowed to sound out the big ones."

That's the first good kick by Bama in a while

There are two things I hate in this world.

They traveled.

The Chiefs parking lot also has shooting, but it's less fun than this.

Bills Fans Posterize Scores

Unless LeSean McCoy died since 8 AM this morning when I hit the Sportsbook, pretty sure the Eagles are favored in that game by 2.5.

HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW THAT MEGYN KELLY RECENTLY MADE REMARKS ABOUT THE RACE OF SANTA CLAUS? ISN'T THIS JUST THE PERFECT TIME TO ALL RECALL THAT SHE DID THAT?

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

Turn your goddamn brights off!

Duncan activated a power-up that sends everything into bullet time.

I kept waiting for the hipster music to kick in.

Why is the whole video in slow motion?

It came out when the woman got raped, last year, when she immediately went straight to the authorities. FSU and the Tallahassee police did precisely jack shit about it until it became a news story, just like Steubenville, South Bend, etc, etc, etc. If you want to blame someone for the "suspicious timing" blame the…