I agree with his larger point. I disagree with that point. Functioning adults can maintain that distinction. If you're interested in scoring some cheap points in the great internet outrage circle-jerk, take it someplace else. I'm fresh out of fucks.

I'm surprised he could make it through the "continuing my education" part without bursting out in laughter.

The rare basketball Hat trick.

Whether or not you pay with money, you pay with your life. I think we all have at least one friend or relative who has overdosed on marijuana.

POT ISN'T LIFE OR DEATH...

You show me a woman who has paid for weed and I'll show you someone who has a drug problem.

So fine, let's talk weed and what it actually costs a person. The answer, obviously, is somewhere from $60 to a lot per ounce, depending on what you like to smoke and where you live.

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.

Also unlike Albert Burneko, Jon Stewart likes beer, because he is an actual goddamned American!

This is the Vikings love boat with three sets o tittays staring straight at me, right?

Oh, I'm sorry, did my yoga pants get in the way of your ASS?

In other words, the Brazilian waxed poetic.

Interviewer: [Lobs softball interview question.]

I can't write with my right hand anymore.

It's always interesting to read about superstars and find out they are just like us!!!!

lul

As an Asian-American, I can only shake my head in disgust at this footage. Damn near outraged.

Turner Field's age—just 16 years old!

NFC East fans use real guns.

Apologies. I've often been told I'm over-confident in my Plants v Zombies skillz.