This comedic response is positively divine.

“He has feet like cobras!!!!”

My most grim moment was buying a month’s supply of Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix.

A - I hate you

Shit.

They probably used an analog gauge.

Most of the time, the whole “Fuck [person/entity] with [thing],” comment just annoys me. This isn’t one of those times.

NEBRASKA!!!

I’m a bit surprised not to have seen Nebraska. Not one of the best 25 teams, obviously, but there seems to be an abnormally massive fan base, maybe stemming from our success in the 90s. Of course maybe I’m just that out of touch from living here so damn long.

I'm the same height and weight, and I honestly think the Recaros on mine are perfect. I will admit my passengers have voiced complaints, though.

...wasn't that decision made BEFORE the draw?

I love my FoST, but dammit if I'm not considering the same thing. And it's my only car. I'm crazy, right? Tell me I'm crazy.

I've found a total of one legendary item prior to today. My gift was another copy of the one legendary I already have. Fuck this game.

On a scale of 1-10 describing how annoying I find things, where higher numbers are more annoying, I'd say:

I love this.

Some guy (Jens Meiners) says some other guy (Heinz-Jakob Neusser) says it's going into production...

Buy a Jaguar F-type and give it to me.

I've met a surprising number of Arsenal fans here in Omaha. And a smattering of Chelsea / Bayern ones as well. Not many United fans though.

Has a company ever made a pickup commercial playing to the substantial bro-truck market? I feel like I've never seen it.