I'ma recommend err thang about this conversation.

Thank you for saying it. Good god that's an ugly cluster.

Good lord. +1

It's profitable when factoring in donations. Without charitable donors, Nebraska's athletic program is in the red, like every other major program outside Army. Deadspin even ran an article mentioning this fact a while ago.

Very nice.

I'm not sure you really do have season tickets if you have to admit that they're fair-weather fans.

I like this. I like this a lot.

Disagree. Boring in photos, boring in real life.

I've lost so, so much respect for the Jalopnik readership as a whole over this story.

So... I get the impression that you're a Samsung fan.

"I thought this was only the second one since Pitch Black."

Why do I need a high-powered rifle to shoot cans?

Is this trolling? Are there really people in this world as dumb as the inane, rambling pile of utter nonsense you just defecated onto the internet?