+1

But... it could start a bit over $20,000, and it'd still be under the price of a GTI or Focus ST....

Oh, I agree. And nobody should have the right to make someone else feel ashamed if they don't spend hours making sure their genitals are as hairless as glass.

They've also been sleeping with women who shave and/or pluck and/or otherwise remove large portions of body hair, as well.

Ray is the best in the business. Don't mind the other two, they're probably just Brits still mad about Ray EVISCERATING English football as an entity and a culture a few years ago.

Seconded.

Great point. The whole "percentage" dynamic can unfairly help AND hurt the server, especially when you're dealing with menus like you've described, which are very easy on the wallet but no easier for the server.

It's funny, because until a couple years ago I really didn't know Carl Weathers and Billy Dee Williams were two different people...

You've earned it. :P

Magnificent.

That said, my wife still had to put in something like 50-75 applications to get her first job after graduating as a mechie with a great GPA (well, better than mine was), so being female isn't a guarantee that it'll be easy even with the degree.

Magnificently done, Skay. Especially considering that the ability to craft a good pun is typically a men's trait.

South America, take it away!

[reads title only]

Ugh. Broken picture. :(

Yep. I like where this is going.

...sauce?

Because people can make BANK on tips at a good restaurant/bar. Like, hundreds (plural) of dollars for a prime 4 hour shift.

Tipping exclusively by percentage is stupid.

Everything is "far left" when you're that far right.