Barry Alvarez, ladies and gentlemen.

I like this.

IT HAS ITS OWN SONG?!

Virginia??? Huh. It's admittedly a small sample size, but we were in Virginia for about five months last fall/winter and regularly saw people absolutely FLYING past cops who didn't give a shit on I-95 and I-64. Must have just been Christmas spirit or something...

$8000?! You're stupid. Or rich. Either way, I wanna party with you.

Contrary to popular belief, being filthy stinking rich works just as well for a woman's appearance as it does for men.

Heh.

OMgZ don't you know?!!?!1? The Corvette IS mid-engined!!!

Superbly played.

And it's gone on for far too long.

"If teens don't get pregnant, who will they point the finger at when they need to blame someone for ruining our country?"

Hello, Dog, this is Dog with Dog Tech Support, how can I help you?

This is great.

Many apologies were given, indeed.

+1

Well done.

My engine. Because it's mine.

Good thing that circle is there... I wouldn't know where I'm supposed to be looking otherwise.

Haha I'm just giving ya a hard time. I think you're right, though, that brigade level command, preferably during combat, is a de facto requirement for a good deal of flag officer positions. It sure as hell doesn't hurt, in any case.

Not as efficiently as she would have if she'd been packing a gentleman's sausage in her trousers. It's counter-intuitive, but a healthy crotch bulge makes a body more aerodynamically suited for combat operations.