...dafuq is a Combat Commander Badge?

Does it matter? I mean, does it really matter?

Maybe I'm just ignorant, but huh?

Nice.

Jesus. +1

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Cardboard and duct tape.

[reads article]

Um, and when I say "branch to branch" I mean within the Army. The standards do vary between the different services (Army, Navy, AF, USMC)

Doctrinally, I think you are wrong. The standards are the standards, and they do not change from branch to branch. 180 is passing by the *Army* standard, regardless of if you're infantry, intel, quartermaster etc... The only variables that currently affect the APFT standards are sex and age.

Now THIS is false equivalency.

I like this.

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Also, I'm often a pedantic asshole myself. So there's that.

"Since we live in a world where things aren't mutually exclusive, we SHOULD be able to agree that rich asshole 22 year old Eden and rich asshole 17 year old Charlie Morgan are both assholes, right?"

Ah, so he falls into the "Well the professional athlete is only 5 years older than the teenage ball-boy, so he's allowed to physically assault him" clause. Thanks for clearing it up.

Yeah! He's an adolescent! The rules for kicking someone on the ground change once they hit high school, it's totally ok!

Better test it first...

What? But... well I... huh. I guess it's time to start a big gay pile.