It is always nice when a disagreement is resolved amicably.

In fairness, Jezebel weren't the ones to make the "squeezing breasts" conclusion. That was done at least by the NBC story they cited, and to an extent also by those haaaard scientists.

Oh, no I didn't mean the first sentence of yours, I was referring to the first sentence in Bridger's remark. Sorry about that, when I was saying "you" I meant "one".

She's a celebrity, so therefore THE WORLD MUST KNOW what happens to her lady bits.

Sure you can, just don't use terms like momentum and then ask for them in measurements that aren't momentum. Some of those English majors might remember their high-school physics.

First, I wasn't "calling BS", I thought my response was quite tactful, and my question was not meant to be sarcastic. Since we've had several shootings in the last couple of weeks, I wanted to make sure we were both talking about Sandy Hook.

I agree that fixing the root causes of the aggression is a more complete solution to this problem than simply taking away/controlling the most lethal weapons is. But until we figure out how to do that I'd rather read about someone going on a slashing spree putting 20 kids in a hospital than read about a shooting spree…

Velocity is measured in lb*ft/s?

God that's a great picture/caption combo.

Yeah, you tell him! Sarcastic remarks about Chicago are a lot more convincing than silly statistical studies done by some crappy college named... Har-vard.

"Yeah, kids just getting stabbed really isn't a desirable alternative."

"Which wasn't even used in the recent tragedy, it was left in the vehicle."

"Maybe it is a prequel."

Hmm, in order to drop the undies, you must outwardly appear to not care about dropping the undies, even if that's very much your objective....

I'll have my people talk to their people.

My god, Onyx, I think we've stumbled onto something here. Something big.

Nicely played. I'd have gone with a "bitches love the ASPCA" and an accompanying gif, but you made it work your way.

My words fail me, I cannot describe the number of ways this post entertained.

DAMNIT. Foiled by euthanasia euphemisms, again!

I laughed at this. Hard.