My friend just realized her cat was totally scamming the household. He meows until her roommate feeds him in the morning. He snorfs the food down, then my friend gets out of the shower and he meows to be fed again and enjoys his second breakfast.

I have a box of this in my pantry right now! It’s delicious. The closest we got to junk cereal in my house as a kid was Crispix. Under normal circumstances it was Wheat Chex, Grape Nuts, shredded wheat, and muesli.

This is hilarious and does not have nearly enough stars. Reminds me of my depression era Grandfather and his penchant for buying prunes and tomato paste in bulk.

Yeah I actually prefer the blue stuff on cereal and to drink. Just not in my coffee.

I did this when I first started Weight Watchers many years ago and it was so sad. Then I realized the calorie difference between skim and 1% (or even 2%) was negligible and upgraded.

I have a best friend who worked behind the green apron for several years so I will never order a Frapacccino no matter what time of day it is because I know they’re a pain in the ass to make. I sometimes will order an iced caramel thing though..,but those don’t involve a blender so I think I'm okay.

I love The Habit and their fries are a billion times better than In n’ Out’s, but we have a new small chain (only a couple locations, but they’re expanding) in Santa Barbara called On the Alley that has a burger involving a fried egg, avocado, carmelized onion, bacon, and cheese served with tater tots. It is real…

I looked super cute in my mugshot, even though I was wearing a black bra under a wife beater and sweatpants at the time of my arrest, but I got arrested for something shameful (a DUI) so I wasn’t real eager to share it with the world.

This is Mr. Bean (the black one, AKA Senior Frijoli AKA Monsieur Hericot.) He’s a 21 year old jerk who likes to wake me up several times a night by meowing very loudly into my face. I think he might just be punishing him for that one time I made him wear a tie. The other kitty is Sara who crossed over the rainbow…

Yep. My brother is a total contrarian and he used to love to loudly talk about all the things wrong with Mother Teresa. People would get so offended.

I love the name Sally! My favorite Grandma was a Sarah and Sally is a nickname for Sarah so I’ve always wanted to name a daughter Sarah but call her Sally which might be silly but whatever. Also, Sally Cat was always my favorite Richard Scarry character growing up.

Yep. I got asked when the baby was due once and I laughed and said, “Oh! I’m not pregnant, I’m just fat. And I suggest you never, ever ask a woman that question again.”

I worry that people have this reaction when I compliment them on their clothes or hair. Are they like, yeah I thought this was a cute shirt, too, but that girl seems to think it’s acceptable to dress like a Kindergartner in an office environment so...maybe not such a compliment?

Katharine Hepburn once said that men and women should live next door and visit often. I've always liked that.

And her cat guardian is sooo cute.

As far as celebrity special needs cats go, Bub’s pretty good, but I prefer Sir Stuffington and his lesbian cat guardians. He's a pirate!

Now, I say this as someone with a passion for special needs cats, who is friends with several celebrity cats on Facebook, who owns a Little Bub tote bag and has purchased custom Little Bub art for a fellow cat lady, has a collection of dozens of cat tshirts and just purchased cat print leggings and cat print shoes and…

Lol. I just went through a break up and incidentally also asked my hairdresser about bangs at my appointment last weekend. (They did look okay when I had them 18 years ago...) She said I had a good forehead and didn't need them and didn't encourage me further.

Um...what? Lots of women look awesome with haircuts that bare no resemblance to what you just described. That is in no way shape or form a hard and fast rule. Strong, manageable hair is a good goal, but the one length below the shoulders part is bullshit.

Your bangs are the cutest and I love the bun, too! Adorable!