You might try Shiseido Dual Balancing Foundation...it’s a Japanese (I think) brand and they have a ton of really pale shades. That particular formula is medium to full coverage-it’s really lightweight and lovely, but they might also have a higher coverage formula, too. Highly recommend.

I’ve been to two dry weddings. They were awful, one of them was on the compound the cult the belonged to owned and at the other one the bride (ironically one of my funnest drunk friends) who was marrying a preacher’s son and had decided against alcohol because she didn’t want her alcoholic parents to embarass her,…

I posted an ad advertising tutoring services a couple times and while I got plenty of legit work from it, I also got an enormous number of scam emails. If they sound too good to be true, they are, but even if you don’t catch on at first, a couple of basic questions about the child the person wanted to pay me tens of…

I'm sorry, I normally ignore them, but this fucker is just the woooooorst.

Funny how that descriptor fits you yourself perfectly. Are you too an atheist?

At my dispensary in CA I pay about $10 dollars for every 100-150 mg of THC in any given treat, half that if it's DOGO day, sometimes more if they don’t taste disgustingly strongly of weed (I love edibles, but I hate the taste of weed in baked goods...in candy it’s a little more tolerable). How does that compare to…

I love him. My mom thinks he “might be too smiley to get elected president.”

I know he’s not for everyone and not perfect, but I like him. I wouldn’t mind seeing the Biden/Warren ticket or the Sanders/Biden ticket. Do you think he'd mind being Vice President another 8 years?

I wear an 11 which apparently means I automatically want to wear ugly, old lady shoes. I pretty much have to buy shoes online. A store that caters to drag queens would be a great find as far as I'm concerned.

I recently started making a little more money and got back into makeup and what I’ve been doing is going on Sephora’s website to research different brands, reading reviews on there and Makeup Alley and seeing how much stuff costs and then buying deluxe travel size or samples on eBay for a fraction of the cost. It's a…

Omg I need that pillow!

I also have an inordinately large Christmas sock collection, thanks to my mother. I wear them all year round, I don’t care. As my mom would say, “no one will notice on a running horse.”

Okay, so I work in a corporate casual environment...it's cool if I wear those to work, right? They look so comfortable.

Wow, I have also been wearing mascara for years, but I would never attempt to do it without a mirror. I would stab myself and/or get mascara all over my face.

I got that one in a sampler thing from Sephora and everyone was raving about in the reviews and I do not like it at all. Agree that it is watery and doesn't give me a nice defined line.

You can definitely still find them on eBay!

I’ve been skydiving a few times (always with a small man strapped to my back) and didn’t find it scary, but the thought of a hot air balloon terrifies me. I’d be afraid of falling off the edge. I’m afraid of heights, but mostly where I feel like my own clumsiness could kill me. Skydiving I felt like someone else was…

I have a friend who was Army and he HATED jumping out of the planes in the military and doesnt understand why anyone would do it for fun. I've been three times and it was fun but I had a small man strapped to my back every time and that small man had jumped over 13,000 times so I felt like I was in pretty good hands.…

Meh, I got a brown one of these in an eyeliner sampler from Sephora. I'm not a big fan. Im actually not a fan of any of the eyeliners that came in it except for a Stila one that has the worst designed packaging ever. I wish I'd taken the 25 bucks and gotten one nice eyeliner instead.

That carrot cake recipe sounds freaking incredible. I love carrot cake but loathe raisins so a lot of carrot cakes are ruined for me because I don’t really enjoy picking the raisins out. Yours sounds ideal.