As my mother would say, that is positively obscene!

They are the friendliest dogs I’ve ever met. I dated a guy whose parents had one and that little dog just wanted to love all over you, but really got up in your grill. He was almost aggressively affectionate.

I have a Costco card because my ex boyfriend put me on his and never would think to take me off of it. Aside from bulk products which I don’t buy a ton of, they also have really good deals on booze and best sellers, OTC medications and vitamins and things like socks. It’s also way cheaper to go in there and buy a…

He always seemed pretty kink friendly to me. I thought he'd said in the past that unless it was children, shit or animals he was fine with it.

I always say my dad would be a great stoner because it would probably really help with his OCD and he would get super into really beautiful, artful glassware and have all the fanciest accessories and his paraphernalia would just be impeccably maintained and organized. It's a shame that's never gonna happen.

This should be a reality show. I would watch the shit out of that.

I remember traveling Internationally like a week or so after 9/11 and they made me take my hair dryer out of my carry on and put it in my checked luggage because it might be a bomb.

I do think someone recently did her hair. It looks...smoother. It's a slight improvement. And where does one even find jumpers like that anymore?

Especially since this got cross posted to Gawker, which always brings out the trolls.

An couple friends of mine hooked up one time, one of them an obsessive clean freak and the other a burgeoning alcoholic.. He was very drunk and peed in her laundry basket. Now, whenever this guy is mentioned in any context, my other friend says, indignant as if it happened yesterday, “You know that mother fucker peed…

I know that medically speaking, a lot of people can't smoke it for various reasons or find that it is more effective for their various ailments when eaten.

This one is so fabulous and fun!

I think those pants are terribly Ill-fitting and I’m not digging the shoe choice either. Blazer is fine.

Yes! This is my favorite out of all of them. Her TV mom (I forget her name) looks fabulous, too.

They seem to effect everyone differently. Sometimes they didnt effect me at all and my boyfriend would have eaten the same amount and be super stoned and then sometimes I’d take a relatively small amount and be totally blitzed. I always liked the effects of edibles, but smoking is so much more consistent.

John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Filmore, and Taft were all Unitarians, which doesn’t guarantee they were non-believers, especially back then, but it definitely makes it a lot more likely. Thomas Jefferson who also identified closely with Unitarian beliefs, had some not nice things to say about Christianity. It seems…

I wasn’t trying to prove anything. I was just commenting that my own experience was very different.

This is an amazing comment. Hilarious.

Vladimir is an excellent cat name. My cat has the name he came from the shelter with (Mr. Bean) but we usually call him Senior Frijoli.

This should have way, way more stars because it is the perfect response.