Meh, it’s not really that much if you have a high tolerance. I don’t smoke or use anymore, but when I did, I usually comfortably consumed edibles in the 100-120mg range. Plus there’s no standardization/oversight in the industry (at least not in Ca) so one brand that says it has 250mg sometimes would have little effect…

Yeah I was an artificial insemination baby and even though I don't think they technically used a turkey baster my brother always told me that's how they did it growing up so now in my mind, turkey baster=means of my conception.

I’ve definitely misjudged the strength and eaten too much of a potent edible and it's always just made me very uncomfortable and then sleepy.

Haha awesome. I wore Sunflower in junior high...maybe early high school? I can't even remember what it smells like now.

I love the way Angel smells on other people but it smells positively disgusting on me-really sickly sweet and overwhelming. So disappointing.

I forgot about these! Definitely went through a period where I wore gap perfumes including this one.

I loved Sunflower by Elizabeth Arden and Happy by Clinique in high school, and mostly wore Allure by Chanel in college. It smelled like my very cool Aunt who I idolized though I’m pretty sure she wears something more expensive and obscure. I love the smell of Gio by Armani because I was in lurrrve with a guy in…

I feel that way about Angel. It smells great on other people and in the bottle but it is sickly, nauseating on me.

I kiss my cat all the time, but he’s kind of a love slut. I tried kissing a friend’s cat the other day and he looked at me like I’d lost my ever lovin mind. My friend said, “Yeah, we don’t do that here.”

This reminds me of when my ex pointed out how many shitty want to seem fancy menus and business signs (especially gift stores, hair salons and cafes with 18.00 sandwiches) use the font papyrus. I couldn’t stop seeing it everywhere!

I don’t know that I think it’s creepy, but it is completely foreign to my upbringing. I was raised in central coast california and I went to a public school so we called teachers and administrators Mr. Or Mrs. Last name but everyone outside of school was first name only. The only time I have referred to non teacher…

This is amazing. I also contend that all of the members of Pooh corner have personality disorders, except Pooh who has a developmental disability.

A guy once bit me hard enough that it left a very dark bruise on my shoulder. You could definitely see the teeth marks, but when my mom saw it and commented on it looking nasty, I said I’d run into a door. She raised an eyebrow at me and said, “Since when do doors have dental records?”

Also bad if you eat spicy peppers and then go down on someone. I remember an ex doing that to me and then mocking my pain by singing “Down down down as the flames went higher on the burning ring of fire and it burns burns burns the ring of fire.” It was funny, but it does burn!

Yeah every teacher I know has called bullshit on this. A few of them had been on campus when a bomb threat was phoned in and even the ones that weren't credible warranted bomb squad.

As a kid, my dream job was to be on air talent for QVC. I practiced all the time. I read that the interview consists of having to sell a pencil for an hour straight and I was pretty positive I could do that.

I know you have to take these things with a grain of salt, but I saw a poll that said 54% of Americans would vote for an atheist and 58% would vote for a Muslim.

And why is it that David Vitter, who committed adultery by soliciting a prostitute, which is actually illegal, is still in office but Anthony Weiner had to step down?

I cannot stop laughing at this. This is so perfect.