It's a San Francisco thing (in the Mission neighborhood there are a lot of places that specialize in it) that has extra rice and beans in it, but the author here is just using it as a synonym for "big ass burrito" which is why he thinks you can get them anywhere (like Chipotle). I live in Santa Barbara where we have…

Nothing drives me crazy more than people who visit California and never see anything outside LA. Come on up to Santa Barbara and you'll change your tune.

It's hard to pick one food stuff for all of California because it's such a big state. I'd say the fish taco is probably a better representative. Or the avocado.

Bacon wrapped hot dogs are also a staple of LA food carts, except in LA they top them with grilled onions and jalapenos, a squirt of mayo and a squirt of Tapatio. So delicious.

Rice is just filler and too much of it is a sign that they've skimped on the good stuff.

We'll keep our delicious burritos to ourselves.

Loco Moco's are God's gift to breakfast. I resisted it for a really long time because of rice at breakfast time, but now they're my go to breakfast treat. So good.

Not a fan. I have enough trouble keeping my underwear out of my ass as it is.

I've seen my boss naked. My 5'5", pot bellied, 61 year old boss. Naked as a jaybird. And definitely not because I wanted to. He has a serious drinking problem; he'll keep it together for a couple of months and then fall off the wagon and be on a handle a day or 6 bottles of wine a day (depending on how he's feeling).…

Hahahaha...amazing.

Google tells me that beef tea is "a drink made from stewed extract of beef used as nourishment for invalids." Which still sounds a lot like beef bouillon.

I call it broth.

I hear this all the time and it sometimes makes me feel guilty about my indoor-outdoor cats because we live in the country where all of those things are definitely a risk, but then again, all of our cats have lived past the age of 20 and none of them go much farther than the yard next door. I can't imagine their life…

They really are the best dogs. I've been ogling pictures of rescue goldies I can't have this afternoon and this is not helping at all!

I remember a guy I was dating telling me that was his favorite movie and made me watch it with him. I thought it was pretty bad and it definitely made me think less of him.

I'm making my boyfriend go with me as Kenny Rogers to my Dolly Parton. We just need to find him a wig and a leisure suit and we're good to go.

On a recent camping trip, my brother made bacon, egg, and cream cheese bagel sandwiches and they were delicious.

My mom is the queen of mishearing things and I have no desire for her to stop doing it. There used to be this Applebee's commercial with a song that went "I like steak and mushrooms..." and I was singing it one day and my mom looks at me alarmed and says, "You like sex in wash rooms??" Well, yeah, but not what I said,…

So Jungle juice is VanWilder?

My boyfriend has some of those little rocks but never uses them. They don't even work very well for chilling it.