I'm in recovery and AA literature totally promotes learning to be around alcohol without partaking. I guess if you were in the early stages of recovery you might want to avoid it in your home as much as possible, but it hasn't been part of it for me (I'm going to a beer festival tomorrow and I'm DD). Then again,…

My parents had a lot of 1970's porn when we were kids (I was really popular in junior high due to the collection), so I've seen it, too. I concur that it is "exploity" feeling. I recommend "Every Woman Has a Fantasy." I've also seen that John Bobbit one and it is TERRIBLE.

That's true. My 19 year old cat would turn around and bite the shit out of you half way through the second yank. It's pretty cute either way.

Emergency backup dog! My mom calls her corgi the auxiliary back up dog! (They also have a primary dog). I think it's a Dave Barryism?

I feel like someone might be pulling on that cat's tail.

So damn cute!

I want a Golden Doodle so bad! Except that I like to call them golden retroodles. It just sounds better.

I feel the same way. I have plenty of Latino friends (it's California) but only two friends that would identify as black, and they're both half-white and were raised by white mothers. One of them calls herself "halfrican american."

Some areas are not particularly diverse. My mom actually decided to send us to school in the district she taught in (rather than the one we lived in) because when I was in Kindergarten I thought black people were people with black hair. She decided we needed to be exposed to more diversity. I'm glad she did, because…

I remember a guy friend informing me that the three rules of blowjobs are sloppy, stroke, and swallow. I personally just think it's a tidier disposal method than the alternative and I don't have a strong gag reflex so I'm fine, but far be it for me to judge anyone who chooses to proceed otherwise.

It has never even occurred to me to finish a blow job that way, but mainly because while I give a great blow job, I have never really learned how to give a decent hand job so I'd be really worried that I was going to ruin the whole thing right at the end. I just make sure that when he comes, he's far enough back in my…

I definitely know that the more I have the more I want. I can go stagnant and abstain entirely and be fine, but if I'm getting some, I'm going to want it nearly constantly.

Yes, California is expensive (I live in Santa Barbara where a studio for 1200 a month is pretty standard) but this is absurd. You can easily find a 2 bedroom for 1600-1900 in Santa Monica and certainly cheaper in the surrounding areas, a 2 bedroom that has a bathroom and no one parks their car in that you could split…

This is pretty extreme, what with the no bathroom part, but I live north of Los Angeles, in Santa Barbara, and people routinely advertise garages, couches in the living room, and "small windowless rooms" (which I can only assume are closets) for rent on CL for what you might pay for an entire apartment in less…

The "alternating orifices" made me laugh.

I haven't had that one, but I have eaten the one with just sausage, egg and cheese on it and it wasn't bad. I wouldn't eat it again, but not bad. It tasted a lot like a McGriddle.

Oh definitely; she's just such a good character. Good characters are not necessarily good people.

Pam is my spirit animal. I love her so much.

Count me as another beer swilling female person. IPAs for life.

I call my yoga pants "couch sitting vodka drinking pants."