This totally happened to me when I lost a shit ton of weight. It was like my sense of humor and personality were stored in my fat cells. (I've since found some of that weight and concurrently, I've stopped being so fucking bland. I think a lot of it had to do with feeling I needed to be smaller in every way in order…

Fellow Super Slut here! I also had to estimate for almost every category. Hey, I was a drunk slut for the first 10 years of the 2000's. When you give out blow jobs like party favors, the numbers add up.

I'm not sure I agree on the legends, I've seen Cher, Dolly Parton, Barbara Streisand, Bette Midler, Willy Nelson, Johnny Cash before he died, and Tina Turner in concert—all tickets that cost more than $50 and except for Cher, who could never sing very well in the first place but still puts on a hellava show, they all…

I tried the root beer 10 cal kind and it still tasted a lot like regular diet soda, but with just a splash of high fructose corn syrup. I think it was actually less cloying than straight up diet.

Hey Tony...hey to the folks. This is my friend tester movie. If you don't get the joy that is this movie, then we can't hang.

I really enjoy Margaret Cho's take on Hello Kitty. "She's just a pussy with a bow on it."

I would normally be inclined to agree, but I have a friend who is passionate about her candy corn. I think most people hate it and those who don't, really love it.

Can I recommend a matinee showing of Monsters University to help stave off that urge? I'm normally just a touch baby crazy, then I went to go see that movie this weekend and all these kids screaming, parents carrying their kids out multiple times during the show and I felt nothing more than "I'm so glad none of these…

That's what I have, too. Almost-cleavage. I have some boobage, but most of the time, my breasts are more acquainted with my armpits than they are with each other.

Superhero movies don't normally hold much interest for me, but Ironman, I'm interested in Ironman.

I'm going to start using "ESL" as a descriptor. It's a good one.

YES. Definitely also Burroughs. Probably also Bukowski.

Nah, just another day on Craigslist. :-)

I don't have any objections to Hunter S. Thompson as a writer. It just seems like the majority of people who tell me they love him have only read Fear and Loathing which is fine, but reading one book and proclaiming that author your favorite is odd to me.

We had them a couple of years ago. I only ever saw two of them and a little bit of bug dirt on the box springs, but my reaction to the bites was severe (so awful) so we caught it early and tented our house. Probably a less extreme form of eradication would have been okay for the stage we were at, but I was not going…

I'm madly in love with my boyfriend, but I'd seriously reconsider our relationship if bed bugs became involved. I'd never go to his house and I'd make him change his clothes and bathe before he came in mine and even that doesn't sound like enough. Maybe we'd have to start having sex in the car. I'm not going back…

I would have done fetish porn to pay for bed bug eradication if I'd had to.

If they've read anything else he's written, I'll allow it. It just seems like I always encounter this claim with guys who know I'm an English teacher and who are scrambling to name a writer, any writer.

I like most mammals, but for some reason, ferrets creep me out. I just don't understand the appeal. I'd rather have rats.

As a recovering slutty alcoholic, I whole heartedly agreed. So many of the notches in my bed post belong to bartenders. Mostly much older bartenders.