My best friend once slept with two brothers at the same time. Well, pretty much. They requested that he dress in women's clothes (which they brought with them, along with a silver wig) and called him Vivian, but then took turns having sex with him while the other waited in the living room because to do it at the same…

I'd like to add Hunter S. Thompson to that list. Hunter S. Thompson is always the favorite author of guys who've only ever read one book.

Reading this entry made me particularly itchy. When we got them two years ago re-infestation was my biggest nightmare. We looked into all the options and ended up tenting the house. It cost $2,000 but once we got rid of them, they didn't come back, though we caught them pretty early because my reaction to the bites…

When we got them a couple years ago we did a bunch of research on the best eradication method and they're all pretty expensive but none of them are guaranteed except tenting, which we ended up doing. It cost $2,000, but it also killed off termites. It was such a relief to be rid of them without fear of re-infestation …

I agree. Just reading this I started feeling all post-traumatic stressy. I'd rather have the worst flu of my life for a month straight than endure even a day of bed bugs ever again. Just awful.

I think clicking on that link might trigger a post traumatic stress episode. About two years ago, we got bed bugs and we caught them before they destroyed our home only because I had a horrible allergic reaction and broke out in huge welts wherever they bit me which was anywhere there was exposed skin. No one else in…

Right? Right.

I concur. I'm at a very high weight right now and physically, I feel uncomfortable. Not because of external judgment or for psychological reasons, but because I am carrying too much weight for my frame. Even having just lost ten pounds, I'm just that much more comfortable.

I perked up when I saw this and thought, "Is this a thing? Please tell me I can take this at a UC campus near me!" That would be so awesome.

The floppy ears are the best! I don't understand docked tails or fixed ears. It doesn't look better to me. I grew up with rottweilers and it is a similar experience, I imagine, though probably dobermans encounter even more prejudice. Our dogs were all super well socialized with other dogs and cats, yet anytime we'd…

This seems like as good of place as any to share this. Sad Cat Diaries:

You're undoubtedly right, but my cat is 19, so I'm probably not going to change his lifestyle at this point. If that makes me an irresponsible asshole cat owner, so be it. And I've tried the harness and I won't again. I wouldn't leash my toddler either if it made them as miserable as it makes my cat.

When I first got my cat, I was committed to keeping him indoors. However, he was a rescue and had been indoor/outdoor up until the time I adopted him. He would sit at the door and meow forlornly for hours to be let out. He was not happy as an indoor only cat. I agree it's the best for cat and birds alike and if I got…

My thoughts exactly. When I lived in Los Angeles, I tried to leash my cat, because I was worried about traffic. He was not a fan. He'd just go completely slack, so I'd basically be dragging him across the pavement. It was definitely not fun for anyone involved. When he escaped one day, I discovered he didn't go more…

I LOVE pink, but am embarrassed of this fact because of what it's associated with. Also, my best friend always tries to deter me by reminding me that, "Pink is the color of pigs."

Maybe she was singing it in the style of Whitney Houston? (Dolly did it best. Yeah, I said it.)

I only sing in the car alone these days, but if I'm ever feeling like torturing my brother, all I have to do is sing sing sing. I'm not sure if it's just my voice, the fact that I'm usually ever so slightly off key, or that I favor musicals, but something about my vocal stylings rubs him the wrong way.

Right? I've heard this before and I just feel bad for those girls. My boyfriend is pretty girthy and has never, ever hurt me and it isn't because I'm a dirty whore with a big ol' vagina (I might be, but this isn't why) but because he did his job before hand and I was good to go.

This is such an amazing response! *applauds*

My brother and I always wonder where the "You had no business having children, you crazy son of a bitch" Father's day card is when you need it.