Omg. I want to humiliate my cat with one of these!

I thought she was addicted to Ritalin? I've read most of one of her memoirs and that's what it'ss about. Maybe she was addicted to heroin first and switched drugs later in life or squeezed a new drug into the last 100 or so pages I couldn't bring myself to read...

I'm absolutely sure that the reason people think I'm younger than I actually am is immaturity/arrested development. Drug and alcohol abuse will do that almost every time. I'm 32, have no husband or children, don't own a house, don't have an established career- yeah, surprise that you think I'm 25 because I live a…

I know someone else who does this, except all the time. When we questioned her about it, she responded "Why? Because I look great for 80, but I look like hell for 65."

Does she remind anyone else of a slightly less obnoxious Tucker Max?

This reminded me of "A Million Little Pieces" when he claims to have gotten dental work without Novocaine.

They are customizable apparently.

They don't even have Samantha and Kirsten anymore! Molly is the only one of the original three. I think Felicity was the fourth doll added. Man, I loved those dolls. I wanted the clothes that matched the dolls more than anything, but they were pretty expensive and I didn't have a whole lot of activities that…

Even with a little creativity, I couldn't break 14.

This comment made me laugh more than anything all day.

I definitely have conversations with both cats and dogs, though my very chatty cat (he has a lot to say) provides more back and forth and the dogs are mainly attentive sounding boards, though sometimes I assign them imaginary lines. I remember once coming down the stairs and my brother was alone in the room with our…

I was a HUGE fan. I didn't have nearly as many as my best friend, but this was a staple of my wardrobe up until the age we discovered the Spirit Beach collection at Target.

I was super into sweatshirt painting. I got these patterns where you just make a whole lot of little puff paint dots to create a picture or design. I sucked at it and often made a big ruined mess of several wal-mart sweatshirts in a row before I was satisfied with my mediocre product, but still totally dug it. My mom…

This is what my mom would call a "cultural experience."

Your cat is LUXURIOUS.

I was thinking the bridesmaid dresses from Steel Magnolias. My colors will be blush and bashful and I'll serve a assortment of oats and alfalfa alongside the armadillo groom's cake.

Right?? I'm planning on using horses for my bridesmaids. Horses in big floppy hats.

Hahahaha. I love it. Especially the bite out of the corner. That's good stuff right there.

I was a Gaucho, too! As of the late 90's, that message was unfortunately no longer with us.

One of my best friends is vehemently anti-potato in all its permutations. He says it's a texture issue.