I live in the city she retired to and my brother drank with her on more than one occasion. She was sort of a booze hound. You can add gin to your list of Child-endorsed longevity "foods"!

I'm with you on the joys of cupcake and of oral sex but I think the combined experience you're describing sounds...distracting. I think I'll keep enjoying those things separately.

The only quaaludes that exist are those in a forgotten baggy in the back of someone's underwear drawer. They actually don't make them anymore. The United States FDA recognized that they were a huge problem and went around to all the countries that manuctured the key ingredient and convinced them to shut down…

My mom: "It's like porn for people who've never read porn before."

I do pedialyte too. It is gross, but effective. It works better if you drink it before you go to bed, too.

Mmmm....grease and shame. My two favorite food groups.

I quit drinking a couple of months ago because I'm a drug addict and I quit everything to avoid the risk of cross addiction. I actually miss the social aspect of drinking more than I miss my drug of choice, but I definitely do not miss the hangover. Though I found marijuana, Cactus Coolers, and deep fried breakfast…

I've always been really good at scaring myself. When I was a kid, I only ever slept because I operated under the assumption that if I tucked the covers up under my head completely cocooning myself (resulting in nearly roasting to death and/or suffocating on many a summer night), then the ghosts couldn't get me. This…

What you're talking about is a rare side effect., as in something like 2-4 people per 10,000 get any symptoms at all, usually mild. In general, lamictal has an excellent side effect profile (compared to other meds used to treat bipolar II), is weight neutral, and most importantly, works really well for a lot of…

Personally, I think it might be one's best interest to put up pictures that are less flattering and that way your dates are pleasantly surprised when they meet you. I absolutely have never done this, but I would rather someone wasn't disappointed when they met me.

Very well put.

That never happens with plus size clothing. Normally they charge extra for the apparently MILES of extra fabric I need to swath myself.

I accidentally bought a pair of maternity pants at Target once. They were deeply on sale (like four bucks) and looked pretty cute. I thought the super wide elastic waistband was just one of those odd fashion choices you sometimes see on plus size clothing. Once I figured it out, I was too attached to them to care. I…

I'd never heard that one, but I have always had an irrational fear of something (or someone) grabbing me when I lean over to turn the lamp off before bed. This little gem isn't going to help.

I can understand that the idea of specifically looking for a younger woman is off-putting, but I think the rationale behind it is solid. One of my best friends has Asperger's and has only dated women younger than he is and is about to marry someone 10 years younger than he is. It works because emotionally, he's AT…

That last part made me laugh. Seriously, that shirt is all kinds of hideous.

If there was an award for Best Obvious Wedgie Dislodgement During Oscar Presentation, Meryl Streep would be a strong contender. It was subtle, deliberate, and beautifully executed. But we really should start recognizing the younger generation.

From Louis CK on why you should maybe consider avoiding "faggot" even if you don't use it to be derogatory. Start watching at 5:00 or so if you want to go straight to the lesson. I think it's a good one.

I concur. It's Valentine's Corgi butt! Does it get better?!!

That card would go wonderfully with these for your special Valentine. http://www.etsy.com/listing/117095168/burlesque-pasties-nipple-tassel-grumpy?ref=sr_gallery_1&ga_search_query=grumpy+cat+pasties&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all