Wtf. That person should look up Dew Mouth and, no.

"Right, I get it. We'll be a team. With your top-hair and my side-hair, we can't be stopped."

"My princess is indeed in another castle. Kensington Palace to be precise."

"Yes, you see Jimmy, I know that the game is telling us to get King Koopa but I think that's a load of seditious, republican nonsense cooked up by a bunch of ill-bred Toadstools who need a reminder of the divine right of Monarchy. The proper thing to do, I should think, is to give these swarthy Guinea plumbers a right…

The kind of person who needs to have their hair burned off to realize the table they insisting on sitting at was too small but still not admit it.

If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."

As enjoyable as I find the story, I have to agree. You're not really supposed to report on stories where you have a vested interest. It's unethical, so she's no great loss to journalism. Fighting for cannabis is a better place for her.

This brings back memories of when my brother, who has significant disabilities, was chosen by the football team to run out on the field and throw an honorary ball at homecoming. He could never play himself because of his disabilities, but he adored the team and handed out water at every practice. Going out on the…

This is going to sound like a super twatty suggestion but I actually watched a few youtube videos on braiding and trolled Pinterest for ideas. Cause I lived in pony-tail land for a hundred years with no styling prowess whatsoever, which meant I kept cutting my hair to try something new, and then couldn't do anything…

Footloose is on VH1 Classic right now and I am going to watch the fuck out of it.

Do you like your boobs? I don't like mine and was NOT HAPPY when I cut my hair short enough to show them.*

This is my Sunday night.

I'd cut it. Mine is mid-back length and it's such a pain in the ass. Only upside is that I can get fun highlights and stuff. I haven't cut it off because my face is round and it'd look bad.

How about some Real McCoy?

Not really danceable or jammin', but few things top my husband's version of Barbra Streisand's song, "I Am a Woman in Love. " He sings it in the shower or on a long car ride, and it is hysterical!

"No. No they're NOT all gonna laugh at you!"

have you considered that your (fake) disposable status and the pressure you face is because of the patriarchal definition of masculinity, and how that definition is unreachable for most men, but the pressure your fellow men and society put on you is what causes you to feel this way, you fucking cuntrocket?

Did you, like, skip over the entire second half of the article where she says it's about Men too? It never ceases to amaze me how men, who should be femenism's ally due to the fact that fighting about women's issues will uplift men as well, are actually the ideologies #1 opponent.

Just as an example, let's look at…