I assumed it was more fictional law where you can spring surprise evidence in the middle of court.

I know all about the trust gap. Because the second I read that headline - before I so much as glanced at the article - I was like, "Fuck Tom Morello. He shits all over the working class he purports to represent, like a spoiled little diva. His radical affectations are just a ploy to get some naive teenage pussy." But,…

DUH!!!! They've been spending taxpayer dollar$ to get them annual secret plastic surgery to keep up appearances!

Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

It's wine-o-clock at Demi's house.

BABY CHUB. I am helpless before it.

AWWW.

That's what I was saying. Malia is the image of her father down to the lankiness. Sasha has those round facial features her mother has. Had I known Morocco has a lock on doppleganger orphans, I could have saved myself some stretchmarks.

It is some Illuminati shit, sheeple!

Oh my god, it takes glamour shots to a whole new level.

That started in 1970, actually, when the great Beryl Vertue's show "Till Death Us Do Part" became "All in the Family." Her show "Steptoe and Son" became "Sanford and Son" here. She's still at it, as the Producer of "Sherlock," "Coupling," and others.

AmericA!!!

But what if the terrorists had been aborted!?!?!

That is truly magnificent. I, for one, am particularly moved by the charmingly ungrammatical "hero's".

Every time I read about something like this - and it happens so often - I can't help but wonder why anyone cares what anyone else does or looks like.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the billboard 10 miles from where I grew up, Jennerstown, PA. I think they were trying to say, "What if the passengers on Flight 93 were aborted," but the message was a little mixed. I think it looks like Jesus is sending the plane. That's me with my ironic hipster thumbs up.

It's gotten a little better (the Liquor Control Board did this crazy thing and hired a guy to run the stores who actually knew things about wine and surprise, surprise, selection improved, at least around the Main Line) but it's still way far from the Total Wine universe. Of course, the last time I went to the state…

If ever for some reason I ended up in a Hulk Hogan-operated restaurant, I would expect the serving staff to wear do-rags, tight t-shirts and gigantic faux wrestling medals. This disappoints.

Keurig is the most easily identified symbol of everything that's wrong with America.