Oh my god. I didn't know this was a thing, but now I want one. Lagerfeld Barbie and my Scary Spice doll would make great frenemies. (I am only half-kidding)

Oh my god. That whole thing just makes no sense. What if the hijackers had been aborted, eh Christians? What if Hitler and Stalin and Mao had been aborted? I know the pro-lifers mean well, I know that babies represent unlimited human potential to them, they just never think anything through. *sigh* *SMH*

It's not about whether their precious snowflake benefits, it's about being decent to the other adults there. This isn't taking your kid to the drycleaners to pick up clothes with you, introducing them to shopkeepers in the neighborhood. This is disruptive, there's a difference. I have no idea why the aspirational…

I think your 20s were probably unusual compared to most, but that's not a bad thing. I also don't think you're stuck or that every door is closed to you. If you think you want to make a change, I think you should just start saying yes to things: invitations to parties, projects at work etc.

I'm honestly really in favor of decriminalizing and/or legalizing drugs across the board. Let's face it, someone is always going to do it, no matter how destructive it is. We may as well remove the outlaw appeal, let people know exactly what dose they're getting, and keep the cartels/biker gangs in check. The War on…

I think the powerful thing about forgiveness is that it closes the issue on the survivor's terms. In a way, what she's saying is I know what you did and it doesn't change who I am, and it won't have power over me forever. Some therapists really harp on forgiveness, and that's not good because it's really not for…

That's basically the process. When I was in HS in New England, there was an Oxycontin problem. Eventually pharmacies were getting burglarized and wouldn't stock it, and also it's expensive. So when I ended up back there during the recession in 2009, people in my age group were on heroin. In fact, when I was in…

I would absolutely watch that ABC Family movie.

Oh wow. Is that the matinee price or did they just halve the price? That seems like a bad sign.

Maybe this is just me, but I'm 32 and so relieved to be out of my 20s. I look younger than I am and get approached by younger men, but every time I date younger it's a real headache. And it's not like men in their 30s to early 40s are hobbling around with walkers, wearing adult diapers etc. They're generally a little…

So the study shows that both men and women have opinions about who they'd rather date, and not everyone gets what they want. How is this newsworthy?

I think it's still a good thing. I'm impressed the were able to make a pragmatic decision to band together without letting their egos get in the way, and I hope this venture works out.

I used to babysit for a four year old who pronounced it the same way.

I think I'm an extra on this episode? I'm terrified to watch because I might see myself. I am mildly ridiculous like that. That said, HOLY SHIT Viola Davis is amazing and everyone else should watch this show for sure.

Oh Lohan...aren't English audiences notoriously tough? Who told her this was a good idea?

Wait, so brushing or rinsing your teeth with sugar syrup? I think a dentist somewhere just fainted.

Some people say that taking prenatal vitamins helps with nail & hair growth. I bought them accidentally once instead of normal women's vitamins, and my roomie talked me out of returning them for what she termed "beauty purposes."

Buttcrack hair is the worst. I can't do anything to my hair until I can afford a new headshot. I wish I had the right texture hair for a Louise Brooks bob, I am so over the long hair right now.

Okay, I just reloaded my bus pass online, which I have never done before. After charging my card, I get a message that says it may not be good on the bus for 48 hours. DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK! I mean, I loaded it tonight because I need it for 6AM tomorrow. Jesus Christ, LA transit people, why is everything so complicated…

Ear infections are the pits! Feel better soon!