Second post from me tonight, but I had to share: I finally convinced my mom to get on Twitter and watching her try to figure it out is amazing. Here are some actual quotes:

If they the city is a poor city or a city with budget problems, they might not have the money for something like that.

Lumene Time Freeze is my everything. I use the whole line and its wonderful. I'm 53 and still get carded occasionally.

Lumene Time Freeze Night Eye Cream: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004JK…

I am really embarrassed about how sad I am to be grey again. I am a self-actuated woman of substance, and I am sooo bummed to be grey. I've been commenting user the same name for about four years, under another name for two years before that, have a few "friends" among the other commenters, and feel like...I will just…

This is so helpful, thank you so much for taking the time to write back. :)

Neutrogena's Rapid Repair line is pretty great.

I've been using Noevir products for roughly the past 25 years and I don't think I could stop now if I tried. They're a little more pricey than what you'd get at, say, Walgreen's, but they last FOREVER—-the moisturizer I'm using now I opened last November and I'm about 2/3s of the way through it. I used to get my…

First things first: making a living off your writing is a tough road.

Aw! A little girl! I wanted a girl so badly, but I love having a boy. Boy or girl, having a baby means making a person, and they're your favorite person, and you get to hang out with them all the time. Have fun!

ugh. I have a stepdad who was emotionally abusive. He tried to clean up his act and we somewhat reconciled. Then, he had some mental breakdowns, a few stints in the VA mental ward, and escallated the emotional abuse to physical violence with my mom and younger half-siblings. There is a lot more to the story but…

BOOM! I'm making a human, y'all! Found out yesterday it's a girl, and all her measurements are right on track for 27 weeks. I was hoping for a boy first, but I'm seriously relieved that I no longer have to have the argument over whether or not "Angus" is a good name. It's not.

While childhood was fairly boring and straightforward, one of my parents had horrible family experiences as a young adult. As a result, it was made completely clear to me growing up that (1) just because you're related to someone doesn't mean you have to tolerate, let alone love them and (2) you are under no…

Sympathy, I have so much sympathy. What an uncomfortable situation to find yourself in, and it sounds like you've finally gotten yourself out of that hellhole and now you're being dragged back in. That's awful.

You DO need it. I knew it as soon as I saw it.

It's high-quality. The artwork is excellent and some of the cards are just hilarious. There are scandal cards and elopement scares. Plus, there are still ways for Old Maids to win. And there are variations to play, too. And it's great for 2 people and a bigger group. IT IS…

Yeah, a lot of that sounds hauntingly familiar!

In my case I just ended up sublimating myself into internet communities, I would honestly be dead otherwise because both at home and at school I was an Acceptable Target and had no support network and almost no friends, and none that I saw outside of school. Plus I had…

I mentioned this on GT, but I was in a car accident the other day. I was rear ended by a girl who was going about 40mph while texting. This hasn't happened to me before (I know, I've been lucky) and I'm pretty shaken up. I had a concussion and am in a lot of pain from what I think is whiplash. My boyfriend is…

I am over the moon since yesterday. My husband and I found out we're expecting a little girl :D! I come from such a line of strong women in my family that I feel honored to be able to continue the line. Now, just to help stave off the overly princessy stuff. I already had to tell some extended family that "no you…

As some of you may have read, yesterday, I got a call from my sexually and physically abusive ex-boyfriend. This is a guy who said "I'll straighten out your slanted eyes," then beat me when I refused to have sex with him.

Yeah, I mean I have a bunny and I wouldn't eat him, but he was actually procured in the first place in the hopes of breeding for meat. The person who originally got him didn't do the research and that type of bunny actually isn't a great meat source. Anyway, I wound up with him and he's a big sweetie. I don't even eat…