Dear Justin Bieber's PR team: Go home, you're drunk.

Also: rehab his reputation slowly. This is way too obvious a stunt. Waaay too obvious.

Kathleen Hanna too! Her recording was one of the highlights of that album.

I couldn't see Offerman in the Peck role, because it breaks all suspension of disbelief to say "this man has no dick" of him.

Tzatziki! Here's a good recipe: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/tzatzik…

I said this before, but while this is fun I don't see them doing a part-for-part direct analogue of the original movie. feig is writing this from scratch.

YES!!! Though I think Offerman might bring the right amount of apathy to the Janine role. And something ingenious must be invented for Chris Pratt. Too bad he's all buff now, him as Stay Pufft would have been rather funny. Or perhaps even funnier now, all considering. Stay Buff man.

I think the best bet is to not try and match the characters 1 to 1.

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph.

Benson and Stabler ftw

I was gonna say this was gonna be an SVU episode, but they already had this episode.

#notallmotorizedscooters

And for the rest of his life I decided to follow this guy around, and several times a day when he was least suspecting it I would jam a sewing needle in his ass.

'Rhyming' a word with itself in another line is one of my biggest pet peeves.

I have nothing to say except your story made me want to take a minute to say I'm very happy to hear you're secure this month and that things on the job front appear to be promising :). Best of luck and take those classes!

Not 100% on how to phrase this, but a lack of being independent/knowing how to be independent is a massive turn-off. I had an ex like that, and felt like I was his mother by the end of the relationship because he could never take care of himself.

Word. I went on a date with a guy who yelled at the kid behind the counter at the movie theater for taking up a lot of our time by offering us extra services and more options at the concessions (which I´m sure was part of his job - upselling and all that shit).

I was so embarrassed and felt sorry for this kid. Instant…

Related to both assholes who think they're keeping it real and condescending sexist pricks: people who misinterpret their total lack of emotional intelligence as them always being logical and you always being emotional. Nope, buddy, your emotions actually are playing a part in this subjective conflict we're having,…

They need the Jews to be in Israel for the rapture. I can't really say if that's the whole reason for the love? I think in the US anyway it's far more political than that. I'm from a country that has Lutheranism as the State religion, and there is no where near the same kind of support for Israel there. But at least…