I cannot stand condescension. This is the worst quality I can think of (other than really obvious ones like violent etc), having been in a relationship with someone who condescended no matter the context - grocery shopping? Lecture time. Arguments? Deconstructions about how my childhood had made me insecure and thus…

Just ask her questions about her youth and her life and let it roll. She's not an alien, she's just you in about 50 years.

This may not help and it's just my 2cents but I was a small business owner and I come from a long line of business owners. The general rule of thought (as far as I've read) is that a business that survives it's first year is already waaaay ahead of the game bc the vast majority of business fail in the first 12 months.…

i got engaged on wednesday! i have no idea where to start. i really just want a justice of the peace wedding, small party afterwards with family & friends, and save money to go on a kick ass honeymoon. anyone else have a small, on the cheap type wedding?

You guys! Paul Feig might be directing a female led Ghostbusters! Let's play The Casting Game!

Sometimes I think Donna's the best. But then sometimes I think Andy's the best. Sometimes I want more Ben, other times more Jean Ralphio. MIXED FEELINGS.

How about some Jean-Ralphio Saperstein too?

Finally. Thank you for thinking of the victim(s), Kira.

Best news story of 2013 was Guy Fieri getting into a fistfight with his hairdresser.

I would go to a Sandra Lee restaurant for the lolz of seeing her "Kwanzaa Cake" in person. I would order it, take several photos, laugh, and leave.

He clearly knows his audience. After a long night of gambling, drinking, watching Elvis impersonators, I would need some "chicken fried bacon biscuits and gravy" and a cauldron of bloody Marys to keep me going the nexr day.

All I came here for.

Unusual, but not unheard of. The Hulme/Parker murder, in the 50s in New Zealand, was a similar case. These two girls lived in a completely detached fantasy land, and plotted to murder one of the girls' mothers for months. They sent messages to each other using their fantasy names and a whole cast of invented…

This is dumb as shit. Unless the gay men are also blind men who grew up in the Bible Belt and had no sex education, this is contrived. Lesbians know what a penis is and gay men know what a vagina is. We can all draw zebras and elephants and most of us don't see those very often either.

My vagina also comes equipped with a tiny, sleazy unicorn.

This reeks of Tom Haverford's Entertainment 720 style lavishness.

I'll bet I can name one person who didn't get an iPad invitation. Come on, man!