There's this awesome alarm clock I keep meaning to get. It's like a clock on a roomba, and it just rolls all over the room til you find it to hit snooze or turn it off.

Yay, work! Congratulations! I won't bother you to tell me how to get one, but if you ever figure up how to wake up, let me know, because I seem to have lost the ability to pop awake at 5am that I possessed in high school. All I can say is if you have night time meds that make you sleepy, take them super early, like…

I have an alarm on my phone that requires solving a simple math problem in order to shut it off or go to snooze. The idea is it's supposed to wake your brain up. Apparently my brain can do them without me because it just doesn't work that well. So I set another alarm as well.

yap, 2 if they work. my phone alarm has smart alarm, which prealarm alarm.

Set two alarms? That's how I do it. It mostly works.
ETA: Oops, I mean WTG, Congrats!

My good news: I got biopsy results back on Thursday that confirm I do NOT have skin cancer!

Oooo. A job. I need to get me one of those. Kudos to you. :)

They aren't refusing because it will hurt her, they are refusing because if it does go wrong it's bad for them. Some surgeons have never lost a patient not because they are the best but because they refuse to do any high risk surgery.

"Gimme all them burgers and fries, or I'll stick this kid's ass back in your face and hold it! This diaper's had about all it can take, it's gonna give nay time now! Burgers or shit-face, your decision, punk!"

RIGHT? That soiled diaper scares me more than an AR 15 does. >.>

X Files was one of the first things my law school roommate and I bonded over. I instantly knew she was good people.

So I really do think right-wing types think that birth control pills are some kind of token that when you put one in your mouth your legs suddenly fly open, like one of those old mechanical coin banks you see on antiques roadshow.

A friend and I were discussing this, particularly on her part, that men somehow lose some of their powers of attraction when they become attracted to you. I guess it's part of that "grass is always greener" or just plain wanting what you can't have, but she's begun to feel like it's almost pathological on her part and…

I'm not plus-sized at all and still have had periods in my life where I went many years without dating or having sex - and the feeling that I was only attracted to people who weren't attracted to me is also a very familiar one. But because I was conventionally goodlooking it was a lot easier for me to recognize that…

I don't know what this was about but if it's a discussion about not doing any sort of prenatal stuff, I do implore you to reconsider. My children would be dead if not for my midwife. And I had know way of knowing about their problems myself. There were zero outward signs. We would have been those people who just died…

Just binge watched The Fall on Netflix. It scratched that I-miss-Scully-itch. Can't wait for the 2nd season!

Sending lots of good vibes to you, could you send some back? I need a job like 3 weeks ago!