Hey, now, you can blame my mom for Big Bang Theory and Bones, but she ain't taking the rap for that other shit.

I have a friend who looks JUST LIKE DAVID CROSS and when they got married he used it as some sort of "I will also pull hot chicks because this proves I'm hot" justification. FYI he didn't.

I have a friend who is planning a party to celebrate Prince Georgey's 1st birthday. The amount of face palm happening here is too great to measure but there is no one I'm going to miss this train wreck. Is Jameson's too much for a 1st birthday? Would Sangria be a better choice? I don't have much experience with baby…

I thought the same thing! My theory: Kutcher got Botox.

Gay marriage- like marriage, but happy.

We've been mocking straight couples for generations on TV. Now that it's becoming mainstream, gay marriage is fair game too.

While I would watch basically anything with Kristen Schaal, I was surprised that this was actually pretty good. Although it was a little awkward when I was watching at work (while actually working, incredibly) and my boss walked up when they were doing prostitute lessons. I didn't even try to explain the parody thing.…

it's so perfect. The fact that "calm down" is the go to takedown phrase... Ah-mazing.

You might be right, but I read it as the penis is the devil and the vagina is the pit of hell, so it's a little medieval tongue-in-cheek equal-opportunity sex bashing.

That's pretty straightforward, if you think about it. Normally you'd make stockings for your kids feet; in this case you are making babies so the stockings will have feet to slip into them. It's a fancy way to say "making babies."

So concerned that he couldn't just be an adult and have a conversation about it?

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Cheney is still breathing so his dream of surpassing Hitler is still alive. It's like the Jordan/LeBron thing, we need to wait until the careers are over to make a final assessment.

wait wait wait... someone took a Bible verse out of context to support their argument?

I would love to see the Ravens sign Chris Kluwe, just to see how incredibly awkward-slash-awesome it would be when he meets his new long snapper's wife.

My hunch? They'd play canasta.

Rich off that sweet, sweet long snapper money.

Ladies and gentleman, your next tea party congressional candidate for the 2nd District of Maryland.

This sounds like something Miss Teen South Carolina would write after a freshmen-level philosophy class.