THIS. I can't even enjoy Grumpy Cat posts because all I think about is how shitty it is that he gets hauled all over the country making "appearances".

"Take a picture, it will last longer. Oh, I see, you already have, well that will be $1 payable to GrumpCorpInc. Otherwise my solicitor shall be calling on you, soonest. That frown augmentation surgery wasn't free you know."

My owners are the worst.

That's great, +1

At least he'll finally be compared to Michael Jordan.

i agree, i am always astounded when he is given something to act in...
like "really, Jason Biggs? No one else was BETTER than Jason Bigss? I mean, I guess. I don't think they looked very hard."

Goodbye, Elaine Stritch, you marvelous creature. Just like Colleen Donaghy, you were an angel and a devil, and we wouldn't have had you any other way.

Her whole life was thunder.

No one could have been more perfect as Colleen Donaghy on 30 Rock.

"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

I thought both Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch came in three "levels" — Cool, Cooler, Coolest and Cheese, Cheesier, Cheesiest. That's what I recall from the early 2000s. I was actually just talking about it with some friends this weekend.

In Russia, the daisies pick YOU

My aunt has two uteruses (uteri?) and only one kidney. She was told that technically both of them are functional and could house a fetus, but she was pregnant in the same one twice before she had her tubes tied. I always thought that was pretty intense.

"Russians are into fancy shit. The more ostentatious the better. Of course this is not all Russians and it is my own personal experience..."

Or swimming! Great cardio and strength benefits, ultra-low impact.

Theoretically, I don't think the mom did anything wrong. However, in practice, this becomes a problem for the other adults who end up having to take care of your child. I work in a public library where we get 40-60 children in this situation every day. There are four people who work at the library who are not trained…

If Mayweather was in the NFL when he got arrested for battery, he would have been at least suspended because he was convicted. Comparing Boxing with the NFL is like comparing apples and trains. Boxing is a corrupt disjointed "organization", that desperately needs Mayweather much more than he needs them. The NFL is…

I'm a photog. His photos make me weep. And not with joy.

These aren't even in focus. The lighting sucks.