Leslie Jones is a goddamn treasure. “I just wanted to feel beautiful, y’all!”

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

but has so far refused to acknowledge the possibility that racism played a part in what occurred.

Don’t the actors hate each other? I thought by now one of them would have tried to murder the other to get out of having to keep making these shitty movies.

I fucking hate this man.

Nerdiness is not “white” though.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

I just never would have expected it of him. Sam Bee and John Oliver are terrific, but they should be terrific. Seth Meyers is the milquetoast former Weekend Update guy who got one of the most baffling promotions ever, but he’s putting it to good use.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

I lost it at “I am also a chill person too.” Like, girl...

i am CRYING at her “well yeah, i had an attitude but you responding with an attitude is just plan wrong” mentality. this is amazing. those poor girls

idk everyone is generally mean; i feel niceness deserves a reward

Co-signed. That is an... odd picture.

I don’t normally pay this much attention to the Kardashians, but this other story about Kim caught my eye... she took a four-day vacation in Mexico and took 6000 selfies while there.

For real. I half expected him to say “Oh thank god.”

Can we get her to moderate the debates?

It really sounded like he was pleased to be interrupted.

Each story about Trump makes me want to drink myself to death more rapidly.