I most certainly agree that Li’s story was way more interesting, but I’m not sure how it’s public-serving. It just seems to be an “isn’t this wild?” situation without a lot of depth to it.

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

I feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills. The latest of many things I’ve wanted to scream out loud as I walk down the street: PNEUMONIA IS A PASSING, TREATABLE ILLNESS!!!

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

But who buys a de la Renta dress for an “unfussy” wedding? It’s like metafussing. I see this for a faux-relaxed celebrity wedding, nice and down to earth on a yacht off the coast of Italy.

They... Kinda look like what you would wear to a wedding for cult members. Just me?

What is that top one? Hov? Flov? Someone can’t do cursive.

You’d think there would be a increase in punishment since she attacked a literal baby. Maybe if it was a white baby.

Any smart legal people wanna explain why this was only a misdemeanor?

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

Ok, I get working to crop out the arena stuff, but did no one in the graphics dept or at the campaign notice the texas state flag? Or did they think it was some patriotic banner?

It’s hard to get the legal system to treat rape like rape when the victim willingly went on a date or even just went to the same party as her rapist. When it comes to withdrawing consent after initially giving it, police officers (and prosecutors, and judges and juries, though the chances of such a case getting far…

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

No way. All of it needs to stay private!

That argument of “he was going to finish” in a few minutes made no sense to me.

“thought it was reasonable for [the accused] to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

I’ve read so much about this case and simply DO NOT UNDERSTAND how so many people still think she’s guilty. Maybe it’s because I lived in Italy and can totally imagine how convoluted the entire justice system is. Italy has had like 60 governments since WWII. Only one Italian government has lasted a full five-year term…

I mean, the whole time they had the guy who did it, they just wanted to pick on an American too. The Italian justice system is totally fucked up. They accept astrology as evidence! They truly believe in Satanic cults, stuff that’s been disproved in most civilized nations for decades. Remember the Satanic Panic? Italy…

That dress is fug. What was the inspiration? Make whoever’s wearing it look like a baked potato in a shopping mall steakhouse?

When I read it, I thought, “Like Kim picks out her own clothes.” But then I remembered that Kanye does, which made it EVEN BETTER. It’s like Telephone Shade.