That’s the part I don’t get. It says the other kid had her kid’s passport. I’m trying to figure out how he got through customs?

In the story in my head, the two five year olds swapped their documents. Because having hung out with kids that age, i can picture it super clearly.

You’re focusing on the wrong name. You should be focused on the name of the controlling shareholder of the Daily Mail:

That seems fair. There wasn’t any substance to the stories, and the allegations were of criminal behavior.

thoughts, i got ‘em:

Guys like this don’t change after a prison sentence. Letting them out someday is like letting a serial killer go free. They won’t be cured of their sick desires and will do it again. Fogle has proven again and again he’s one demented fuckface. So what’s the solution if we can’t keep them away from the public for life?

Why is advocating for assault any better than advocating for rape?

Doesn’t especially help that she puts herself in a bathing suit next to Nicki Minaj who vaguely resembles a mesopotamian fertility goddess

Selena is like an adult baby, human Bratz doll. I realise she’s an adult, but I FEEL YOU. Beiber never set off the skeever meter (3x fast pls) because he also looks 15.

I am going to choose to believe it’s because her legs get rubbery from so many orgasms not because her vagina has been injured. Because I too would not find that to be a good thing.

I have this issue with Selena Gomez. Anytime a guy says he finds her attractive, I have to stop myself from thinking, okay, cool, you’re a closeted pedophile. She’s obviously an adult, not an infant, and she probably has a perfectly active and healthy sex life. But still.

A bunch of jerks from Gawker have no new home but Jezebel. Many hate women, aren’t smart enough to understand cars, so Gizmodo is out of the question. They aren’t gamers, or shall I say, they spend all their time harassing women online while gaming and don’t actually understand the complicated nuances of whatever so…

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

It looks like she totally did and I find that adorable.

Social media “justice” has evolved in the absence of actual justice for rape victims. If the criminal justice system was doing the best it could to investigate rapes, I think the argument against discussing such cases publicly would hold more water. But it isn’t. Right now, 95% of rapists are never convicted in the…

I think maybe some of that comes from frustration with a system that so clearly is broken. It’s difficult to not get upset when you see case after case of people not getting justice. When there are millions of untested rape kits and too many stories of police that seem to turn the investigation on the victim without…

protip: innocent until proven guilty only matters in a court of law. You have 50+ women coming forward accusing you of rape, yeah i’m calling you a guilty motherfucker and as long as I don’t publish it and claim it as fact you can’t do shit. Deal with it.

Yeah, you don’t offer bail or an ankle braclet to a violent domestic abuser who was caught armed after kidnapping and torturing his wife...especially when they lives six miles from one another (says so in source). This judge fucked up royally and it cost this woman her life.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.